To be the strongest swordsman

Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay it's price. Indie Roronoa Zoro of One Piece

[lazyxbushido]

Anonymous asked: Are you and the heart engineer a thing?

"The hell do you mean a thing? What kind of thing?" This seemed pretty vague even though he had the feeling he knew exactly what they meant. He'd prefer the world not be this damn nosey. But he supposed it couldn't be helped. Not when he was Luffy's second, not when he was working to be the strongest swordsman. Plus, with a babe like Ikkaku, people were gonna take notice.

"If you're askin' if we're seeing each other, I mean...I see her a lot. For whatever reason she likes me. Probably a lot more than is wise. Why does anyone care to know? You askin' if we fuck? Sure." He shrugs easily, no point in lying about this. He's not ashamed or worried about it.

Eye narrows in thought. "Sucks if someone's jealous. But if they wanna make a fuss about it, they can see me about it. I have no issue setting them straight." He wasn't going to be intimidated or run off. They were both adults and no one else was going to stop them if they were gonna keep being a thing.

[lazyxbushido]

I may be giving my blog a little makeover. I think it's past time.

[mugiwarameme]

ask my muse questions about the relationships they have with other muses, whether it be in actual canon, or canons created among fellow muns.

[lazyxbushido]

“.......”

[amaiuta-memes]

►Filthy Dialogue Starters

Warning for ns/fw content, degradation, language, etc. Mostly male-oriented, but feel free change things around as needed.

Take that fuckin’ cock.

I’m not done with you.

You’re making me hard.

You feel it rubbing aginst you?

God, you’re so fuckin’ sexy.

Show me how much you want it, baby.

Suck my cock, mmmnh…

Oh, fuck yeah…

I’m gonna cum so fucking hard.

Make me cum, fuck!

I’m so close, so fucking close.

Look at me, baby.

Watch me eat you out.

Watch me choke on your cock.

You fuckin’ feel that?

You’re so wet/hard, baby.

Cum for me. 

You came all over me.

Look at you, making such a mess…

Look me in the eye and fuck me.

You want me inside you so badly.

You’re such a slut.

I’m gonna fuck you again and again and again.

C’mon, baby.

You’re so tight.

Yeah, you feel it? You’re begging for more.

You’re bulging… Fuck, that’s sexy.

You like that?

You like it when I choke you?

You’re gonna be so stretched out when I’m done.

Keep your eyes on me.

Don’t look away.

Watch me while I fuck you.

You turn me into a fuckin’ animal.

[lazyxbushido]

" Hey loser. I have extra. " He tossed over a small wooden box, inside it a whetstone for sharpening blades. " You should pay me back though. I don't give away anything for free. " ( from Vital! )

Hand reflexively snaps out to catch the box that had been tossed his way. Single eye set upon Vital, considering him quietly for a few moments before sinking down to the wood in his hands. Gently he lifts the box’s lid, and sure enough there is a pretty little stone. Just right for working his blades. His lips pull into a smirk, he can almost swear he hear them yearning for what they knew was to come. If his blades approved, so did he. 

Quickly he flipped the box shut and tucked it under his arm and turned on his heel, eye setting on Vital once more. He’d not really been expecting a random gift. 

“Does it look like I’m made of Beri? Any of that I manage to get my hands on is immediately thieved away.”  Nami was a true pain in his ass. That damn debt she liked to harp about continually. 

“Somethin’ you want specifically?” Brow arches and lip pulls upward again. There must be something, he could offer for such a fine gift.  

[lazyxbushido]

" would you kindly buy me an ice cream cone? " ( from Vital! )

"Ice cream huh?" Well Zoro can safely say that was an unexpected request. Not an awful one though. He's heard more ridiculous ones, from worse people. This couldn't be too terrible.

Welp. Guess he's just gonna use what he took earlier from Sanji for this little outing. Why not? The cook had plenty. Mostly for spoiling love interests. Zoro was just gonna call in this favor. Considering all the times he's saved the idiot's life and all..

"Yeah sure. Why the hell not? Think they got sake flavored ice cream?" Fingers hold his chin as he considers this delicious idea.

He's already walking away, waving a hand for the other to follow him. Of course he is NOT going in the right direction.

[lazyxbushido]

" Would you kindly stop drinking for a month. "

"THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU BASTARD!" Is he sulking? Yes. Of course this would happen. He's done nothing! To deserve this!"

"Tch, I'll make up for it next month then." He could play games too.

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Go into my inbox and give your best shot at seducing my Muse.

[lazyxbushido]

“Wow. You really DO spend a lot of time thinkin’ about me don’t you?”

[lazyxbushido]

“Funny, thought that was dartboard brow runnin’ his mouth. Guess it was just the wind...”

[lazyxbushido]

What’s your role in bed?

“As long as it’s not borin’...”

[lazyxbushido]

“Why the hell should I get involved? I’m not the idiot runnin’ my mouth.”

[lazyxbushido]

“Welp. There goes the newest member....”

[medicus-mortem]

   “I point out dumb when I see it. Not gonna be sorry ‘bout that.”

[lazyxbushido]

“An’ you wanna ‘tap’ that. What’s that say about you?”

[lazyxbushido]

“.....Bad tempered? Dim?? The hell?”