What Is My Life

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[lazyyellowsheep]

Ronnie Raymond x Martin Stein

Soulmate AU

When Ronnie Raymond want to impress his girl, he didn’t think he find his soulmate and get super powers (will getting super powers more important to Ronnie)

When Martin Stein was young, he thought he found his soulmate with Clarissa Clemens but no…

When his obsession with the project firestorm and complete his Nuclear Power Plant. After his wife leave him for being to obsession with project.

That when some rebels try to destroy his power plant and being a high school student. When Ronnie try save Martin from exploding, they transform into Firestorm.

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After they detransition, Ronnie found his older but hot soulmate and became a superhero. His life was changed in good way.

But when his soulmate named Martin Stein said they can’t continue this relationship because they different ages.

Being all ways trying get way, Ronnie going find way making his soulmate love him and hides his new relationship from his dad.

[hexfloog]

the flesh is weak, cecil. only the soul is immortal... and yours belongs to me.

flinging this here as-is since i am unlikely to finish it. and unrelated but i still find it weirdly difficult to draw this mf smiling LOL

yapping below:

so i started thinking about that Actual Deal with the Devil scenario i want so badly to pretend happens with cecil, a deal that ends with a mouth full of sharp teeth and some otherworldly, demonic abilities that he keeps in his back pocket at all times. i love a good faustian bargain, so it sounded easy, and tbh it should be easy, but... of course... i also happen to be kind of weird about depictions of the devil. because in my mind there was no way this was happening between cecil and any run-of-the-mill demon, especially not the same league of demon we've seen in the show so far ahaaa

the tl;dr is that i deeply enjoy the idea of the devil appearing to people as anything but himself. nobody--nobody--gets to see his "true form," whatever that means. there's narrative reasons for this but i also firmly believe the "true form" of what's supposed to be The Greatest Evil is simply incomprehensible. and for cecil, i think the worst possible image he could take when dealing with him is... himself. definitely not because i think cecil's quietly haunted by civilian versions of himself that could've been, or even more monstrous versions of himself that could still be as their ever-treacherous world forces him to be the worst version of himself in the present. definitely not.

anyway so this is that, i'm a huge sucker for this type of imagery so this was technically another inevitability LMAO

i don't think the deal has to be complicated. "my soul for enough power to keep the world safe" or something. in the heat of the moment i think even cecil would be raw enough to forget specifics. additionally, i also like the idea that cecil perhaps had some kind of post-deal clarity (you know... what have i done-type existential horror) that he's actually a bit frightened of his own power--and to that end, still doesn't quite know the extent of it. the scope of his abilities are whatever the devil has decided to lend him, but... personally... because i think cecil's soul is probably quite delicious as a man who's torn himself to pieces and resigned to be the "necessary evil" in spite of his private morality... i think he'd have given him access to a lot. all the more reason to be weary of his own power, i suppose.

still haven't figured out what exactly prompted him to commit to the deal in the first place, but to me it would have happened when he was still relatively new as director. it actually seemed more plausible to me to be something he'd do out of desperation while locked up, but... i ended up deciding against it. it seems way more likely the first few weeks of director responsibilities could stress-test anyone to breaking point, and i like to think even cecil wouldn't have been hardened enough to withstand those pressures, especially since the cold, hard numbers of "saving lives" is his biggest pain point. heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that.

uhhh whoops idk how to end this but thanks for reading if you did \(o^o)/ and this has nothing to do with anything but young cecil actually makes for a great vampire + brownie points if you know where the quote is from!!

[lazyyellowsheep]

AU: Last Hope

Cecil was born a Viltrumite but Thaedus bought baby Cecil earth to hide him because he last omega of Viltrumite kind.

Viltrumite hate their omega part their kind so they kill them all but that damage their species they start dying out (even losing more from scourge virus).

Thaedus leaves baby Cecil on doorstep of farm in middle of nowhere Georgia and Thaedus leave without leaving anything behind.

Side note: Thaedus create an implant in Cecil body that stop Cecil from experience any his power. That causes great pain for Cecil.

Cecil was raised in happy home, that was until there was fire leaving Cecil alone watch the fire. But there was this man with a car named Radcliffe come take to his new home. When Cecil got out of burning house.

When Cecil got new house(The GDA), Cecil was forced take different kind pills that help with pain in his body and make smell less bad.

—Time Skip (all events of show happen)—-

Side note: Any Alpha of Viltrumite will feel this tug to mate with omega but that lost knowledge now.

: Everyone think Cecil is human beta because all pills and supplements he on stop him smell, but still Nolan and Mark feels this tug to Cecil, and doesn’t why it happened.

When Thaedus tells Allen the Alien about his history of his people, he let slip that on earth their last of Viltrumite omega is on earth that he abandoned there.

Allen tell Nolan about it during their adventure of finding weapons from Nolan books.

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[lazyyellowsheep]

AU-Alpha/Beta/Omega- Conquest was first viltrumite came earth meet young Cecil Stedman (he not in Global Defense Agency yet) got into relationship with him but left earth abandon Cecil.

(also left Cecil with broken bond and Cecil doesn’t know Conquest is viltrumite because Conquest never use his powers, he just want be normal guy)

/Aww so cute/

Many years later, Nolan come earth got marred to Debbie have Mark, now Nolan have Mark (or force) join guardian of the globe and meet Cecil who want help training Mark also tested Mark if can really be on team.

Side Note- Mark very huge crush on Cecil as well Nolan but Mark very obvious he love Cecil and Nolan not so much. (Also Nolan didn’t know about Conquest time on Earth or other any Viltrumites, just know Cecil was Mate to someone)

Side Note again- Nolan still on earth when Conquest comes also he didn’t kill old guardian of the globe yet too but he’s divorced from Debbie after Debbie found pictures of Cecil in house (some normal and sexual).

Conquest comes to Earth check on Nolan on mission then sees his old lover with Mark a very young vitrumite who doesn’t know that his mate, Mark really close to Cecil and smelling his scent.

Conquest very anger about that so crush down on earth start making mess destroy towers in city, then here comes guardian of the globe…

Part 1

/Sorry this getting very long and my head hurts, but hope this good :)/

[huemanatree]

I love this! Conquest with a hidden identity!? Bet he went by Conner Quest!? Cecil being Vitrumite kryptonite is my favorite trope 💖

[lazyyellowsheep]

Hey purrgatoress is okay use your idea? About Conquest name being Conner Quest and I will credit you, I don’t want use if I don’t have your permission.

[lazyyellowsheep]

Previous / Next

Hello all!, I’m going start a fanfic of one my post on invincible.

Here small summary what going happen: It start out with Conquest land on earth and create bond Cecil, and leaving Cecil in first book.

Here chapter 1-2 plots if interested in read.

Chapter 1: Conquest was laying on this new plant that Viltrumites leader want see it is habitability so they send Conquest to spy and send information could use to save their dying species, when he landed in middle of farm with orange grove on middle of nowhere.

Conquest start walk he see a truck in middle empty road see in man look like pass out, so Conquest kill him and steal clothes also truck as well. Start driving into town.

Chapter 2: When Conquest come into town, try look for library to get information on these species on this plant.

When conquest start look for books on humans but their none but the librarian said look over their and point to small man with blonde who hunched over in the corner of the library. When Conquest got closer, he feel this tug want him get closer and smell him, and mate him.

[lazyyellowsheep]

Cecil has several bite marks on his body each from different Viltrumites.

Neck: Mark because want tell other older Viltrumites that he was first one who go in serious relationship (favorite but don’t tell other -Cecil).

Shoulder: Nolan, he want have neck area but can’t. It cause very much tension between father and son.

On his chest: Conquest, he want Cecil heart be with him forever.

[huemanatree]

Thragg x Cecil ❤️🔥

Under cut is them kissing and being suggestive X3

(~If you don’t LIKE don’t LOOK~)

I really got the ‘sees two characters standing next to each other, now they must kiss’ syndrome..

[lazyyellowsheep]

Cecil x Thragg anyone? Had anyone thought of them together…

I think Thragg would love Cecil even if Cecil is weaker species in Thragg eyes become, Cecil has earth under his control and dominance as GDA Dictator with everyone following his lead. Even had Conquest cage in prison at GDA.

(Probably wants married him and breed him that cause jealousy with Mark, lol)

[lazyyellowsheep]

Vampire Cecil AU

Part 1/2

When Nolan first arrived to Earth, he noticed his first friend didn’t eat or drink in front of him. Even when Nolan try give his food to Cecil always decline and say he too busy eat or “the earth need protect, not me eating” speech.

But one day, Omni-Man was patrolling hear a commotion in ally late at night.

“Someone help me!”

Omni-Man flew down to see what going on then saw….his first friend Cecil having his face in some man neck with dripping of blood coming from Cecil mouth.

“Cecil?” Omni men utter seeing his friend with blood on his mouth and all his used be clean and tidy but now bloody suit.

Cecil turn his head with his eyes used be sky blue and now this color of ruby red with.. cute little and pointyfangs and nails were like shape of claws.

With a sound growl coming Cecil, Cecil drop the man. Run up Nolan with his claw at him but Nolan grabs Cecil arms hold together to make him stop.

“Cecil, what happened to you?” Nolan asked in soft tone look at now feral friend who still try claw at him but can’t. Nolan look at the man who was getting his blood drank who now bleed out but, Nolan doesn’t care about low life human life so the men probably will die. Only wants to know why his best friend is crazy all the sudden.

Nolan walk up to man, “Human, What did you do” in unlike tone of Omni-men that he saw before, men just mumbled with blood coming out mouth frighten to speak.

Sign comes out Nolan with his shoe about to finish the job of his death then become light of blue with wind flowing Omni-Men cape.

“Sir? Not again” It lapdog of Cecil Nolan while still holding on to Cecil turn around with sour expression.

Donald with cleaning crew walk towards Nolan and Cecil, and dead body.

“I’m sorry Omni-Man this will not happen again” Donald pulls out pen and stick in Cecil neck that start make go sleep.

“What going on?” Nolan asked in serious tone, “That classified information, sir” What?!

With cleaning clews reporting back Donald and grabbing a now sleep Cecil from Omni-Man arms put him on cot.

“Have good rest of night, Omni-Man” with that blue light flash again.

Leave Omni-Man alone..and angry.

🪤

How you like this??? I will add part 2 when I have time (Nolan confronting Cecil then…) and maybe add to ao3 when it completed.

[blogsharinganita]

I litterally love Johnny Lawrence so much

I need him to explode

[lazyyellowsheep]

Johnny Lawrence dress as nurse

Daniel, Chozen and Mike very much want play doctor and having competition who best at it.

Outfits⬇️

[lazyyellowsheep]

Karate Kid/Corbai kid AU fanfic idea

Hear my idea….

Johnny Lawrence is the parent of the Robby and Miguel, he didn’t start his own dojo just let his kids go Daniel dojo (but doesn’t know it Daniel because Carmen takes them).

Side Note: Johnny and Carmen try have romantic relationship but Carmen help Johnny realize he gay and start help him in date (also they have double dates as well) and help him dress more feminine.

Side side note: I love think as Johnny turn his life around way earlier and got custody of Robby at young age. Still live at Reseda Heights that when he and Carmen become friends and there sons become best friend.

Daniel start the dojo with Mike and Chozen, and has these amazing students (Miguel and Robby) who first day coming to newly established dojo all ready these skills in karate but never tell who teach them.

When the All Vally Karate tournament coming up , Miguel and Robby talk about there badass parent/teacher is coming.

Daniel and other sensei(s) was curious of who this mysterious teacher (also Daniel little scared if it Silver teacher them to use them learn information on the inside of Daniel dojo to shut down it)

Then day of tournament after Miyagi-Do won, Miguel and Robby in there celebrating break off group of friends and run to…. Johnny Lawrence.

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[lazyyellowsheep]

Next

AU-Alpha/Beta/Omega- Conquest was first viltrumite came earth meet young Cecil Stedman (he not in Global Defense Agency yet) got into relationship with him but left earth abandon Cecil.

(also left Cecil with broken bond and Cecil doesn’t know Conquest is viltrumite because Conquest never use his powers, he just want be normal guy)

/Aww so cute/

Many years later, Nolan come earth got marred to Debbie have Mark, now Nolan have Mark (or force) join guardian of the globe and meet Cecil who want help training Mark also tested Mark if can really be on team.

Side Note- Mark very huge crush on Cecil as well Nolan but Mark very obvious he love Cecil and Nolan not so much. (Also Nolan didn’t know about Conquest time on Earth or other any Viltrumites, just know Cecil was Mate to someone)

Side Note again- Nolan still on earth when Conquest comes back also he didn’t kill old guardian of the globe yet too but he’s divorced from Debbie after Debbie found pictures of Cecil in house (some normal and sexual).

Conquest comes to Earth check on Nolan on mission then sees his old lover with Mark a very young vitrumite who doesn’t know that his mate, Mark really close to Cecil and smelling his scent.

Conquest very anger about that so crush down on earth start making mess destroy towers in city, then here comes guardian of the globe…

/Sorry this getting very long and my head hurts, but hope this good :)/

[lazyyellowsheep]

The variants of Marks love or very obsess love over their Cecil, Also if some variants get very jealous over some variants who are in relationship with Cecil.

Because some variants of Mark kill everyone on their earth so no Cecil or maybe Cecil is married to Nolan so Mark can’t have him.

[lovelywetdreamer]

I know I'm crazy for this, but this is my crack ship. Cecil x Conquest. Two power hungry bald man. Both them are old and lonely. They can talk about how they feel about being lonley with one another.