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rozanov if he was a raging stoner fictive blog

[lazyyrussian]

★ привет intro ★

obliviousmaxxing lazy stoner ilya rozanov fictive

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pro minding your fucking business and here to potentially make friends and collect shit i like

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「 anons 」 ❤️‍🩹🥀 - 🕷️🎱 -

[truegenius]

hollanov x still into you

[truegenius]

hollanov x TEETH

[lazyyrussian]

Я тебя люблю

– your shane ❤️‍🩹🥀

Я тоже тебя люблю

[philanthropic-insouciance]

[vomitxcvts]

[lazyyrussian]

so we have been reading the novel since we got it for our body's birthday, and there are so many fun little differences, it did make me feel validated for having a tattoo in my exomemories !! though i cant figure out if it was a bear like the book or not, i do think shane thought it was stupid, hv will have to tell me hvmself.

what sort of tattoos do you guys think i might have had? i would love to hear any ideas maybe i will get them done in the iw if i like them /silly

i want to maybe keep some of my memories on here, would anyone be interested in me talking about my exomemories?

[lazyyrussian]

This is my diary now you will all be cursed with my thoughts

[lazyyrussian]

Wonder if i can post from my phone this is me testing the stuff))

[millinerswings]

"I like you" isn't just a stepping stone to "I love you" - it is a distinct narrative beat in its own right.

As the audience, we already know that Ilya loves Shane because we heard him say it in Russian. But we also know that love is not enough - Shane loves Rose but they weren't compatible. Sometimes love isn't enough, for a variety of reasons.

This is why Shane and Ilya are terrified of coming to the cottage. Because we still don't know if they're compatible beyond the incredibly hot sex and psychic level hockey passes. The tuna melt date was nice before Shane crashed out, but that was just one afternoon.

"I like you" is the missing piece in their relationship. I know that I love you and I desire you and we play good hockey together, but do I like you?

The cottage scenes answer: yes. I like playing with you and I like cooking with you and I like talking to you and I like sharing space with you and I like sleeping next to you and I like waking up with you. I like you.

I like you and I love you and I still have no idea how we can possibly make this work but I really want to figure it out.

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[fuckrozanov]

the “i don’t know that side of you at all” line is so underappreciated because it’s really the first time ilya has revealed an insecurity to shane, something so ingrained in him by his father that he wears it like a second skin, and he positions it as a light-hearted joke but shane doesn’t get why he would say that about himself. shane meets him head-on, so earnest and sweet: i don’t know that side of you at all. i only know that you have put in relentless work to hone your craft and dominate your career. i pour everything into this sport and you’re the only one who can keep up—how could you be lazy. i made you pursue me for two years before we had sex and you never stopped. you could have anyone; you put in the work for me. every time we fuck you give and give and give. you’ve learned my body and figured out what i need because i never let myself. i don’t know that side of you at all.

[fuckrozanov]

it’s the funniest thing in the world to me watching shane make earnest attempts at bratting and missing every time. my little bratfailure. in the vegas bathroom when he tells ilya to suck his dick with that trembling voice and then he immediately turns away from him and wells up with tears. you tried baby. in the hotel room when he throws his underwear and ilya and then we see his life flash before his eyes. you tried baby! cottage roleplay when he’s trying to be all coy only to have ilya spread him out and make him purr like a kitten in 2 seconds. baby we see you trying. phone sex scene where he’s like nooooo stopppppp ilyaaaaaa and then proceeds to climb on the back of the couch for No Reason in his 2” inseam shorts so his dick is eye level with ilya’s mouth for No Reason At All. it’s okay shane baby you can’t be good at everything.

[lazyyrussian]

I think I liked math night more too /lh we had to feel the devastation of losing our mastery over geography

– shane (I don’t feel like doing the emojis every time)

xaxaxa that is good to know ! you still did better than me even if you were not as good as you use to be <3

mm no emojis, truly scandalous how am i to know it is truly you /j

[lazyyrussian]

<3 я тебя люблю

– shane ❤️‍🩹🥀

Я тоже тебя люблю, Шейн.

Did you have fun with our geography date? I think I liked math night more to be honest ^^" /lh

[lazyyrussian]

Woaw geography’s fun but memorizing that stuff is hard & I forget that stuff allll the time. And I’m glad you think my social skills aren’t totally terrible :)!

- 🕷️🎱

It was very fun, да, and i agree memorizing that stuff is so hard, i have such terrible memory. mhm you've done very well thus far making small talk with me, or i think this is small talk idk but yes you've done fine ^^