Flag Pros: Hiding from the sun with your silk
Flag Cons: The guard gods become angry when you’re out of time or cheat work so they send winds to punish you. Causing your pop tosses to fly away and your 45s to smack you in the face.
Rifle Pros: You look badass with that gun gurl. People clap for you.
Rifle Cons: You have a 60% chance of losing your thumbs.
Sabre Pros: You’re the most elegant thing on the field/tarp.
Sabre Cons: The guard gods are bloodthirsty savages and will leave mysterious cuts and bruises on you, if you mess up. Sacrificing your blood to give them more strength to torture the flag line.












