HeyWassupHello

[gobblechopstv]

[cynical-werewolf]

This entire fucking site

[lboffensive-blog]

Now you're saying all of tumblr is the same...get out

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My Mom In A Nutshell pt.2

We have been arguing for like....the last 15 minutes about whether Spongebob's name is Spongebob or if he/she is a Sponge named is Bob "Do I call you HumanKim?!No I don't" *sigh*

[lboffensive-blog]

My Mom In A Nutshell

Soo i was sitting down with my mom... and she looked down from her phone and shouted "OH SHOOT Where's My Phone?!" And started to panic... I just stared at her awkwardly for like 5 minutes

[the-awesome-one-aka-will-deacti]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The easiest way to find out if somebody can handle criticism is to tell them that they can’t handle criticism

[just-shower-thoughts]

Relativity: the library is 15 minutes from my house, but closes in 10 minutes. For me then, the library is already closed, even though it is still open. Seems rude.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why would she sell seashells at the seashore? Shouldn’t she sell seashells somewhere where seashells aren’t?

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Powerpuff girls get their power from Chemical X, as in the X Chromosome. Their power is girl power.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you did something “like a boss” then you’d probably just pay someone else to do it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in ‘used’ condition

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why is it that I can text a picture of a palm tree, a piece of poo, and 6 ethnicities of Santa Claus, but I still can’t italicize or bold a word?

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you buy a new windows PC, the first thing you search using internet explorer is ‘google chrome’. This must be disheartening.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We create monster stories to distract us from the fact that to all other life on Earth, we are the most horrific monsters to have ever existed.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I start building a time machine and don’t get a visit from my future self, I know it will be a total failure.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite being one of the weakest pokemon, more people have run from encounters with Magikarp than any other. Therein lies his power.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is realizing that if I don’t do it, then no one will.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The easiest way to find out if somebody can handle criticism is to tell them that they can’t handle criticism