The Automaton

Auto- Any/All- Aroace- Origami enjoyer

[lesbiancharliedalton]

here are some things that facebook thinks i’m interested in

[lcaruscomplex]

This is an alignment chart- but im not sure for what.

[jaradraws]

bishop takes queen

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @legendary-dumpster-fire

why does this quote have the energy of coming from someone crumpled on the floor

text: I am built like a twink but have the constitution of a God.

[paulthebukkit]

[lcaruscomplex]

How am I seeing tits all across Tumblr again? did they change the laws?

[milf-adjacent]

It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I've taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

[milf-adjacent]

The greatest cinematic experience of 2016, weren't you watching?

[milf-adjacent]

They"re all but @-ing me on twitter

[lcaruscomplex]

God I fucking love this video. I heard the song before I saw the video and said: that's iconic- and then a friend showed me the video and, frankly, it changed my life.

[animentality]

[lcaruscomplex]

Idk if this changes later in the anime since I'm not that far along b/c I am [WATCHING IT LEGALLY] and the upload schedule on [REDACTED].com is pretty inconsistent but let me just say: FUCKING FINALLY? We have needed horny people with a deep and caring friendship representation for so long. This is the closest to ageosexual rep I think we've ever gotten, and as the biggest ageosexual in the room that's fucking sick lol.

[kayathedeer]

I must've fucking did something, Cause since my last post, i gained about 7 followers, and all of them are fuckin former pornbots. Message to my bot followers: Machine, Turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD. As the righteous hand of The Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more...

[livedpoetry-deactivated20230925]

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

[kunosoura]

Happy shut the fuck up friday

[thevelvetgoldmine]

#SpaceKaren broke me

[summonfish]

machine of the cloth

[lcaruscomplex]

People talk a lot about 'their brains being like a filing cabinet/ system organized and run by a rat,' and that's all very well and good but I want to see some representation for those of us without rats to even organize our files. My mental illness forces me to crawl on my hands and knees down my cramped neural pathways searching for the facts and quotes and segments of knowledge that I wish I didn't have. Imagine how productive I could be if I had a rat that could move through those tunnels with speed and agility!

[lcaruscomplex]

Pov: you are asked in a sociology discussion post to write two paragraphs describing what your elderly life might look like and you submit this:

I'm not a family person and I'm deathly terrified of both commitment and confrontation so I doubt I would ever do the old 'settle down, get married, and have 2 kids' gamut. I'd like to think I could see myself living alone with a pet and doing my best to maintain connections with friends. However, I also have a very visceral vision of myself going entirely down the disengagement theory path (even with knowing about it before hand), cutting all ties and focusing on whatever work or origami art (though everyone in my family has arthritis so that may not always be on the table) I prioritize over making connections with people. Though, to briefly speak on disengagement theory- I find the idea that people can lose track of social norms as a lack of human contact to be more believable in the time before the internet because. Now connections can still be made over the millions of miles and although the norms might be different- a simulation of their original form they are still recognizable as human connection.

I hate thinking about getting old. Time passes like money spends these days- faster than you can hold onto it. It's not exactly a philosophical mode of thinking but I try to focus on what's in front of me and what's in my immediate future. It feels like the only way to hold onto my sanity over the dizzying abyss of time that stretches out in front of us. You tell yourself things like: 'once I'm in a more stable position I'll think a little further down the road,' and 'once this is over I'll have the time to plan more than a few months into the future,' but the money never gets any looser and tragedies stopped coming in threes a long time ago. All there is now is just living as best you can. Envisioning myself 50-60-70 years into my future just makes me more depressed.

[lcaruscomplex]

Pov: your one (1) respected peer starts flirting with you after they see how good your most recent work is and you are aroace but an egomaniac who is starved for positive attention so you play along and now you're carrying along a 20 reply long chain in the canvas email service despite knowing about the George Costanza world colliding theory AND the myth of Icarus.

I am in college. I am an adult.

[lcaruscomplex]

Shapes and colors.

No funny words today only carpal tunnel.

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

[zero-two-ten]

[should-be-sleeping]

10-20k

[lcaruscomplex]

For legal reasons I do Not suggest starting a GoFundMe related to this

[lcaruscomplex]

Ok I'm rewatching buzzfeed unsolved and I've been inspired to return to the hellsite to make a callout post to all the [ghost belief enjoyers]. How the hell are you afraid of just some dead fucker? Not even like a demon or anything but just like a dead guy who is angy. What is a non corporeal being going to do to you? Become corporeal to attack you? Simply beat its ass once it becomes slightly corporeal- better yet, if you're really afraid leave. Just leave the area. I'm just tired if arguing with people in my personal life about paranormal nonsense so I am choosing to be toxic online.

Unrelated note: he got he boat stuck