⋆˚࿐ [ ayca aysin turan, cis woman, she + her ] hey, i think i just served ALARA KARATAS ! you mean the THIRTY ONE year old FINANCIAL ANALYST known for their THICK SEPIA BROWN CURLS THAT FALL OVER BOTTEGA VENETA TRENCH COAT , CONCEALING MANOLO KNEE HIGHS ? no way, what did they order ? PISTACHIO MARTINI. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being IDEALISTIC AND VOLATILE. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of A LEAKED SEX TAPE FROM HER COLLEGE DAYS THAT LED TO HER FAILED ENGAGEMENT WITH A ROYAL PRINCE. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about SMUDGED RED LIPSTICK AT 3AM , PERFECTLY APPLIED AGAIN BY 10AM ; TEAR STAINED SILK SHEETS ; CARTIER BANGLES CLINKING AS SHE GESTURES WILDLY IN AN ARGUMENT , ALWAYS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS ; BILLS HIDDEN IN DRAWERS UNDER GLOSSY MAGAZINES ; INHERITED GRANDEUR ON BORROWED TIME whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the INVESTORS VIP SUITE ( MAIN FAMILY - MIDDLE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own.