lchsdrummer97

[lchsdrummer97]

@thepassionateshepherd What should have happened

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[breaktotheotherside]

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

[lchsdrummer97]

@ashlydia

[happycranberry-deactivated20131]

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

[lchsdrummer97]

Found at theCHIVE: First 2 minutes of Star Wars: The Force Awakens leaked! (Video) @thepassionateshepherd @landicus

[thepassionateshepherd-deactivat]

CURSE YOU @lchsdrummer97

[lchsdrummer97]

@thepassionateshepherd That was hilarious and you know it

[lchsdrummer97]

Found at theCHIVE: First 2 minutes of Star Wars: The Force Awakens leaked! (Video) @thepassionateshepherd @landicus

[culturenerds]

[ay0mike-deactivated20170827]

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[sofiakkuma2]

i love the *in a crowd and can’t find person* meme because this is pretty much what happened in one of the fma light novels

roy and al were trying to find ed in a building so in order to do so, they just whispered “hey shorty” and ed started yelling and they were like “oh found him”

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

But let’s not forget the fact that Ed was THREE FLOORS ABOVE THEM AND AL JUST HAD TO FUCKING WHISPER

[smaug-official]

I’M NOT SORRY 

[chrysanthemiller]

YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[vickorano]

IT’S AUGUST.

[thebestoftumbling]

cockatoo peekaboo 

[omg-pictures]

Not only men! http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

[tolzmannia]

There is this website called Thrift Books and I just got $66.90 worth of books for $19.93 (five books). Shipping was free. You’re welcome.

[simcha-joy]

THANK YOU

[simcha-joy]

I just got four books worth $92.94 (two are hardcovers) for $16.42 SHIPPING IS FREE. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

[simcha-joy]

IT HAS TEXTBOOKS REPEAT IT HAS TEXTBOOKS

[lchsdrummer97]

Found at theCHIVE: Tommy Boy replaces Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible (Video)

[liberty-flight]

Episode 19 of FMA: Brotherhood

Something I noticed and I want to be wrong about someone help contradict me.

Riza reloading her gun while they chase Barry’s body. Six bullets.

She doesn’t use that gun again until Lust comes along. It’s the last gun she uses on her after using all the ammo in her other ones.

There she is whipping out the same gun. 

One shot.

Two shots.

The flash of the third shot.

Another flash indicating the fourth shot.

We hear the fifth shot and see the recoil on Riza.

…

She stops.

She falls to the ground.

And tells Alphonse to leave.

…Guys, there was one bullet left in that gun and I don’t think she was planning on using it on Lust.

RIZA HAWKEYE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

[dekkmod-deactivated20200306]

[crowfootinmouth]

satin is a treadmill for snakes

[owlmylove]

please watch this

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

They’re probably so angry