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31F // discworld/multifandom // please brainrot at me

[natt2001-14]

New Recruit | HELLDIVERS 2 Comic

Just to clarify, the dog is not sent into the fight like helldivers do, instead, she stays at the destroyer and serves as a therapy dog to helldivers and the ship's personnel alike, just like IRL K9's on the military. Bringing emotional support to help with stress divers constantly deal with.

[potato-lord-but-not]

more of the bisexuals to stare at longingly

[crowfootinmouth]

send urgent help need discworld friends to brainrot with

[lea-mg]

Glorious 25th of may to those who celebrate

[songthursh]

@stupidlynx 's and mine take on how this priceless dialog happened on the old cemetery of Ankh Morpork one glorious 25th of May

[killtheshow]

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

[meelonsquid]

ourgh discworld is still so good

[rookamell]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you do not decide which discworld book you're going to read first, the universe does. It's whichever one accidentally makes its way into your immediate vicinity, whichever one is the only one on the shelf at the library when you were actually looking for something else. It will find you when it's Time, it has something to do with wossname... quantum

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

[omegasmileyface]

he was biting the sour patch kids?

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Yeah that's how you eat them

[omegasmileyface]

i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Do you. At least chew them

[omegasmileyface]

yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though

[thomas-pennypinch]

oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones

[omegasmileyface]

fuck OFF thomas

[elodieunderglass]

He was biting them because he’s so much littler than you. Look at him. He can’t get a whole one in his mouth. You could lose him down a drain. When you put him up a chimney, even a small chimney, you probably have to give him directions like he’s on the Swindon magic roundabout. SECOND LEFT AT THE NEXT BRICK, Thomas. NO, OTHER BRICK. NO, THE OTHER LEFT.

[elodieunderglass]

You shouldn’t salt your sour patch kids btw it’s bad for you

[hedge-rambles]

Thank you for that important addendum. Putting cocaine on them is fine though, right?

[elodieunderglass]

Yeah yeah I’m not his mum

[onetobeamupart]

smoke break at an event at the patricians palace, with the golem inspector, the duke of ankh, the arch chancellor of unseen university, and the king of the golden river

[anonomouslyabanana]

Love havelock vetinari bc he’s introduced as a terrifying tyrant that will cut off your finger if you wave it at him and is inhumanly calm and collected but then you realize he’s actually just LARPing as a villain. He asks to be handcuffed so he can be arrested properly. He disapproves of his aunt’s cat because it’s not the kind you can pet sinisterly while waiting in the dark. He tries to do “tis but a scratch” about a fucking gunshot and collapses on the spot.

[crowfootinmouth]

my toxic trait is that i cant write except for friends who are excited to read and i cant make or keep friends. so basically i'm a creatively useless lump

[middingandlilo]

“The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can just hear the universe replying, “Well, what about you?” ” - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

[zombiebaybe]

Finished all the books, now i can jerk it in a more efficient and understanding way

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[misterstevens]

2 rats (oil on panel 8″x8″)

[tinypuffballofanger]

Image ID: Oil painting of two rats on a black background. The rats are close but not touching, curved towards each other and looking at each other’s tails. Their fur is painted in lively brushstrokes and warm tones. End ID.

[crowfootinmouth]

how does one tell a mutual that one doesnt only want to talk about fandom but also wants to know everything about their life and hear their stories and listen when they have had a bad day and see pictures of their pets etc without sounding weird? asking for a friend