Born Wild

louis tomlinson || 24 || Single

[nycevahir]

        today i decided to go out and do some clothes shopping since i hadn’t done it in awhile and i wanted a change. i was walking through the store and picking out some things when a little girl, no more than eight or nine, comes up to me looking shy. she looks me straight in the eye and she said, “one day i’m gonna marry you cause i wanna be the next girl you put on your arm”. i was so baffled that this girl had such a smooth pick up line that i wanted to re-evaluate my entire existence. i couldn’t even come up with a decent response. kids these days have serious game.

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“okay i like that. that’s pretty smooth. and adorable. and where the hell was her dad while this was happening. who let’s their eight year old run loose and chat up older guys? even if it is ‘zayn malik’. actually that’s probably all the more reason for them to stop her. when i was eight my pick up line was ‘wanna share my crayons?’ not so smooth.” 

[thebetterhawkeye-kate]

“All of these new slang terms are getting hard to keep up with. I know things like woke,swag and fam… But what’s with people referring to other people as their parents? Calling them mom or dad? I really can’t wrap my head around that.”

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“yeah at first i thought it’s because i am a dad. but then i realized they were doing it to everyone and i don’t even know. like- just let them get on with it honestly. i’m just gonna stick to the slang i know and not bother to learn anything else. proper old man i am.” 

[z-mali]

Being 18 and legal is great but the hangovers? Definitely not for me.

I’m Lottie and I’m still learning that drinking all weekend isn’t the best idea..

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“oi, i don’t are how bloody old you are, you shouldn’t be drinking. especially not all weekend. does mum know about this? lock you in your room, that sounds like the safest idea.” 

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

st tropez || loulex

[alexmorganpride-blog]

Lex was used to being stopped a lot and taking pictures and signing autographs. But whenever she was with Louis, it was a different level. She hadn’t exactly gotten used to it. She had always led a very private life and tried to keep her football just her football and then keep to herself for everything else in her life. It was very hard nowadays with how social media was and how fans felt they had a right to know everything about you. It was why she hardly ever posted anything on social media. She loves her privacy. She swallowed hard as she saw the large crowd they had to go through. Lou always seemed very caring and mindful of her when they were faced with this. He knew how she felt about it. She kept quiet as they walked through, stopping more than a few times for pictures herself. She let out a deep breath once on the plane, almost like she finally felt safe again. She smiled and took the glass from him. “Thank you.” Lex took a sip. “Does that get exhausting?” She asked him. The magnitude of it was something else.

Lex leaned back and got comfy, resting her head back as she looked over to him and chuckled slightly. “More than you know. I’ve felt exhausted and just want to…escape reality I guess. Even for a little bit.” She shrugged a little. “Have you been here before?” The athlete asked as she took another sip.

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“what? the fans?” he shrugged slightly and ran his fingers through his hair. “sometimes, yeah. but then you gotta shake yourself out of it and remember you’d be nothing without them. that generally sorts my attitude out pretty quickly.” louis admitted. he got out his travel bag and pulled out an eraser. it was an odd habit to have but on flights, when the plane was starting to go in the air, he needed it on him to calm him down.

“no that’s cool.” louis smiled. “i completely understand what you mean when you say escape reality.” he admitted. “i’m glad you chose to come with me though.” he shook his head. “no, it’s one of those places that i’ve always wanted to go to but have never actually been. it’ll be nice.” he checked his phone quickly and sent his mum a quick text to let her know he was on the flight and to give freddie his love. “have you ever been?” 

[alexmorganpride-blog]

Good. I really hope he does his job. This trip isn’t at a bad time is it? Should you be staying instead? Oh stop. You’ll make me blush. 

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

cheers. no it’s alright, nothing’s in action yet and if anything needs changing or negotiating, he’ll call me. then i’m doing my job right.

[hemmolish-deactivated20180331]

“Why not? I know that the houses get their candy from the store, but it’s a bunch of different ones, that’s why their selections are better.”

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“okay, that’s true. don’t you have the variety bundle packs in australia? we can buy a load of different candies over here in a big packet and it only costs like 3 quid.”

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

st tropez || loulex

louis checked them in for their private flight. he had no idea how, but the place was swarmed with fans. he’d been extra careful with not tweeting about the trip or posting updates or anything. but they’d outsmarted him once again. he took alex’s hand as the security guard let them through the crowd. he stopped every now and then to say hi to a fan and have a quick picture. but he wanted to get through to his flight. once through the crowd they were able to board their flight. he led alex to their seat and sat down, passing alex’s glass of champagne to her. “finally, we can relax.” he smiled.

he was more than used to flying by now. it was nothing new. but ever since having a child, his worry had grew stronger. he arranged for his mum and sisters to go and stay in his la house for a while so that freddie could be passed to them. so he knew he was safe. but there was still a bubble of worry fizzing up inside of him. “so are you looking forward to st tropez?” louis asked, his eyes glancing over what food would be served.

[alexmorganpride-blog]

Well duh. He has to. You’ve got a good lawyer though, right? One who can make sure she stops stringing you for all you’re worth? But how else am I going to know what looks good on me and what doesn’t?

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“yeah, one of the best around. i don’t care how much it costs me, i’m gonna get my kid everything looks good on you.” 

[alexmorganpride-blog]

You’re terribly selfish. He loves me and you know it. How’s the custody battle going? I didn’t ask you to. Don’t need a guy breathing down my neck telling me I don’t need this or don’t need that.

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“he loves me more. i’m his daddy. i don’t wanna bloody talk about it. i’m so completely done with her at this point. oi,  i wouldn’t do that. i just can’t stand having to wait around for a million years while girls debate over what top to get and then decide to just get both.” 

[mattyallen]

when my cast got called to start shooting I got a text from Phoebe asking if we should meet for Tacos, it was weird and sad.

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

aw, that is sad. but at least you still meet up with them all.

[alexmorganpride-blog]

I can’t get my own and continue to play and train. That’s why I want yours. Best of both worlds. Ooooo, I need to go shopping!

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“well then that’s too bad for you. freddie’s mine and you’re not having him. i’m not coming with you.”

[hemmolish-deactivated20180331]

“I’m not being cheap, I’m being festive, Tommo. Plus, the store never has all the same options that the houses do.”

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“you can’t be festive until october. where do you think the houses get it from?” 

[hemmolish-deactivated20180331]

Is it too early to be going door to door for Halloween candy? My sweet tooth’s cravings are intensifying. I’ve got a costume or two that I can throw on. It’s got to be a Holiday worth celebrating somewhere in the world that would justify this, right?

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“yes...it’s way too far away stop being cheap and just go and buy some from the shop.” 

[alexmorganpride-blog]

Just give me little Freddie and you can carry on with all your partying. I’ll take care of little man. Sounds magical. When do we leave?

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“no, you can’t have him. he’s my bubba. get your own. my little freddie. tomorrow?”

[alexmorganpride-blog]

Well you proved them right, didn’t you? Such an underachiever. Just your looks, yeah. Good. Let’s make it happen. Pick a place.

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“yeah, i’m going nowhere am i? just a single dad who does nothing with his life. just sexy as hell. st tropez.” 

[fvckhood-deactivated20170104]

would you prefer lou-lou? we should get together after the tour finished up and have a match yeah? ew no ashton smells, try sharing a house with him. nah i love all you guys and the boys too. you’re partly the reason we’re here.

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“surprisingly enough, that still ain’t the worse nickname i’ve had. definitely! it’d be good to catch up with you. nah i’m good, i shared a house with harry once and vowed never again. do you know how depressing it was to have a girlfriend when that guy was single? different lays every night. ashton’s still my favourite. yeah cut the soppy shit, hood. but just so i don’t seem like a right dick. i love you all too. it was a right laugh sharing a tour with ya and i’m glad you’ve got your own.” 

[ofcskeet-deactivated20200425]

     you would think that i was used to this life because of my uncles and my father, but it’s still so unreal to me. i imagine it’s quite a trip for you though. i grew up in this life and i grew up around all the choas, but i imagine it’s still so crazy for you. you seem to be doing well for yourself though, i mean who else can say that they were part of one of the most historic boybands in the world?

[lcuiistcmlinscn]

“yeah, i think it’s different when it’s actually you though. i mean and i think as a parent you try and shelter your kids a little bit. like i know i don’t want freddie to get involved in the spotlight. not to the point he’s used to it. fucking crazy. i still can’t get it. yeah well i’ve fucked up a good few times but i think i’m alright. well i know there’s definitely four other lads that can say it. nah, i’m kidding. it’s a sick thing to say!”