lay cards with the lovers that'll hate you

I'm Lucinda Danes and I'm twenty-four. You can call me Lucy and I've moved so many times I don't even know what my hometown is anymore. The quickest fact about me? I like to fuck shit up. "open up said everybody loves me" rp account.

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shots. shots. shots!

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Well then cheers, sweetheart.

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shots. shots. shots!

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Are you getting drunk on your own?

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I’m in love with a stripper (;

[oh-its-cannone]

You know the song Candy Man? Written ‘bout me. True story. That’s how good I am.

Give me an address I’ll be there in 6 minutes.

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1 West Pillsbury Lane - you have six minutes

[oh-its-cannone]

It’s hard to be enthusiastic when leaving you computer’s involved, but I’ll try just for you.

Aren’t you just an angel?

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You're just a sweet talker aren't you?

I can show you how much of angel I am if you hurried on over.

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Ehhhhh….

Fucking—- alright. Only because I’m a people pleaser. And you’re hot as hell.

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Please sound a little more enthused or else it won't be as fun.

But yes, I will take the compliment and reward you for it.

[oh-its-cannone]

I could write out step by step instructions to my house, if that’s what you mean.

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Or you could just come over...

[oh-its-cannone]

‘Course. With the right company that is.

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Please point me in the right direction of the right company

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That can be easily fixed, you know.

Is that so...?

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Happy Valentine's Day, Lucy. 

- Leo

I feel like bros should not send other bros these things for Valentine's day...

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Marie leaves the following Valentine's Day card for Luc.

Baby I know.

[oh-its-cannone]

Still, like fucking add some unique life experience. Black people not hailing taxis, married people with growing kids and women with sagging tits are so cliche.

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You going to tell me none of those comedians didn't make you laugh then?

[oh-its-cannone]

Round 1 | Luc&Percy

Last night had admittedly been a hell of a night for Percy. A love confession and a whole lot of verbal spewing from herself left her fairly bummed out and, admittedly pretty paranoid and on edge. Which was an eerie feeling for her, considering how guarded she usually kept herself about this things. But luckily this man, who admittedly Percy had probably only spoken to about twice, was actually proving to be a fairly good distraction. Charming and good company, he’d even gone out of his way to literally sweep her off her feet. “Okay, okay, wait holy shit. I gotta grab some handcuffs, I can’t just pull these things outta my ass.” She chuckled, insisting he put her down before hurrying to grab a pair of restraints before returning to the blond male. “You’re lucky, there was some weird shit there I was tempted to try out.” She jokes, dangling the metal cuffs in front of his face before taking his hand and plopping down on a pile of pillows and pulling him down with her.

Instantly taking charge, she straddled his hips and leaned in for a kiss while simultaneously maneuvering to cuff the blond’s hands behind his back. Grinding down on his hips she chuckled against his lips, pulling back the instance she thought she had secured the cuffs. “Fuck me, that was harder than I thought.” The blonde huffed, settling back and admiring her work. Internally debating her mood, she figured she wasn’t looking for a legitimate fuck right now, and decided she was just going to suck him off and call it fair ‘n square. Quickly adjusting her ponytail she shimmied off of his hips to position herself correctly, biting her lip as she used one hand to make work of the man’s belt while using her free hand to palm him through the fabric.

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It was always good for Lucian to branch out. To meet other people he wasn't quite familiar with, especially if they were female. Actually preferably if they were female. He'd made his rounds but he couldn't recall ever having actually spent with the tall blonde and he knew he needed to make a point of doing so. He watched her wiggle out of his grip before he finally set her down to her feet. "If you could pull it out of your ass I would be both horrified and impressed at the same time." He called to her as he watched her run over to the other toys. He was never really one to get into toys, but the town had always been strange so it was something he'd learn to love he supposed. When she made it back to him he grinned passed the metal and caught her gaze, a smirk to match her grin. "You don't strike me as a girl who liked to do some weird shit." He joked as he followed her to the mountain of pillows she pulled him down to. He turned to lie on his back and flashed her an aroused look.

Lucian rolled a bit, just enough for her to cuff him half distracted by her lips on his own. He finally heard the clink of the cuffs and grinned when she pulled back. "I think you'll be the one fucking me seeing as I've got my hands tied." He said tugging on the metal handcuffs to reassure her that he was secure. With interest Lucian watched her lower herself and settle down at the belt of his pants. He leaned back and let her take lead seeing as he couldn't do much to argue anyway. Not that he would. He let his head roll back and moaned in response to her touch. His hips lifting up to meet her hand, trying his best to encourage her to press on. To continue her actions and do more.

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Watching Looney Tunes Back In Action.

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That’s a total shame, because I’d actually be majorly impressed by that impression.

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I can usually impress in other ways. But you know what - I'm actually really good at impressions. Used to do it in talent shows. Then I started to impersonate teachers and apparently that wasn't appropriate.