Totes McGotes

Be careful, Paul, someone might think you like me.

I’ve been accused of far worse things.

ben-tbarnes-deactivated20170411

I’’ll just go with that then!

Thank you then, that’s good to hear! Well, let me welcome you then. How are you finding London so far?

Thanks, man - much appreciated.

So far, so good. Might take awhile to get used to the lingo, but it’s nice to be able to drink a cup of coffee without cameras flashing in your face.

#ben-tbarnes #chats

afoxinlondon:

You’re ‘free for dragging’ just makes it sound like I’m literally going to be dragging you around London on a leash. That sounds like a plan then. Minus the leash. You can wear bells if you want – whatever floats your boat. We’ll shoot for Friday?

Well maybe I’ll leave the bells at home, but you’ll know they’re there in spirit. Friday works perfectly, looking forward to it. I appreciate the lack of leash required!

#afoxinlondon #chats

storytellerlane

Totally am, and I don’t plan on stopping, funny man!

If they don’t, we could make a killing off of that! I’m a captain! I give great directions!

#barrowmaninldn #chats #//ignore text

Finally, something to look forward to!

Oh Captain, My Captain - I’ll just follow your lead then!

afoxinlondon

Ikea is pretty intense. I’ve gotten lost in there a few times, actually. I’m always down to get lost. Maybe I’ll have to drag you out later this week whenever you have a little free time.

I think it’s a right of passage. You’re not a real adult until you’ve been lost in Ikea. I’m free for dragging - in between projects at the moment, so aside from a couple meetings here and there, my schedule is open. Name the time and I’ll be there. Maybe even with bells on.

#afoxinlondon #chats

You are the superhero, I just keep you all safe. Or did you forget that?

#thyemsvancamp #chats #//ignore text

Sorry, toots, that makes you a hero in my book.

andrewjwestldn-deactivated20171

Totes McGotes || Andrew & Paul

What people Andrew seemed to run into in London either ended up disappearing or he just lost contact with them all together. And sometimes, maybe it was a case of both. Running into Paul of all people though came as a bit of a shock. He’d never really met the guy until now. And the plan was to meet up for a few drinks—which Andrew had to admit sounded really nice, considering his guy friends were becoming few and far between. Or maybe his friends in general there in London… He just needed to get out more. But it wasn’t always the easiest having a little one. Family did come first to him, after all.

Andrew gave Amber a heads up, giving both her and Lucy a kiss, before heading out. On the way there, the thought hit him: it felt like he was Rudd’s character in the movie I Love You, Man when he got tickets to see Rush. Not necessarily to that extreme. Andrew was fairly excited but the thought did make him laugh. Arriving at the place they decided to meet up at, Andrew took a seat at the bar and checked the time. It was a little early yet. And glancing around, he wasn’t quite sure he saw the other man. In the meantime, Andrew grabbed a menu and skimmed over it, placing his phone on the bar in front of him.

@ldnrudd

#andrewjwestldn #paras #//hahahaha omg you crack me up!#//also not pooey - its awesome!

It wasn’t that he had never stepped foot in London, but spending a couple weeks living out of a hotel room was very different then making the decision to pack up and head across the proverbial pond for a more permanent kind of stay. Not knowing many people around these parts was partly the point, but it could also be a bit lonely, so meeting Andrew and making plans to grab some drinks was a very welcome reprieve from another evening of sitting on his sofa, aimlessly changing channels.

Instead of a TV screen, his nose was pointed at his phone screen, trying to follow the directions without bumping into random strangers. Somehow though, he managed to make his way safely and only a couple minutes behind schedule - not so bad for a complete newb. It took him a minute to spot Andrew at the back table but as soon as he did, he gave a small wave and pushed his way through a small crowd gathered at the bar, taking the seat across from him and giving a friendly smile as he shrugged out of the jean jacket he’d thrown on on his way out “Good to see you, man.” he stuck out his hand for a shake once he’d freed himself of the coat “Thanks for coming. Any suggestions I should know about?” he asked, gesturing to the menu.

You are leaving me in charge for dinner, so I think we are equal here, Paul. I would never trust me in the kitchen.

We can do this, we’re freaking superheroes, dammit!

storytellerlane

what are we finishing ? Because I’ve helped a lot of men finish any things”

“Just kidding. I would love to help you. For a price of a bottle or three of any kind of liquor.”

If you’re flirting with me...please don’t stop.

Deal. Do they deliver alcohol here, ‘cause I might get lost otherwise.

#barrowmaninldn #chats

cagedcanarygirl

If that was an unintentional or intentional reference to a movie I did, I love you, but no, I am in the right place! I just need parties and vodka always.

Like wise, Paul. What brings you to London?

#queenelizaoflondon #chats

In that case, it was absolutely intentional!

Nothing as exciting as parties and vodka, but I’m starting to feel like I’ve been missing out.

One of each. I am not quite sure what I am making yet. You might want to bring some dessert also.

You’re leaving me in charge of dessert?? Wow, you have way more faith in me than I thought. I’ll try not to let you down!

afoxinlondon

Yeah, but this is me you’re talking to. You know I have absolutely zero sense of direction. I always roll my eyes so hard when guys refuse to ask for directions. Well, if you’re going to be wandering around London with me, I can guarantee you, you’ll get lost at some point.

ben-tbarnes-deactivated20170411

It’s a thing, they take away our man card if we ask. Ikea has claimed many. I’m all for getting lost if you are.

#afoxinlondon #chats

Hopefully, it sounds right….to me, anyway.

Yeah, I grew up here and just never left, makes me sort of boring I suppose. I’m guessing you didn’t?

I’m gonna trust you on this and go with a solid ‘yes’!

Not at all, for a newbie like me it makes you the most interesting person I’ve met! Ha, good guess. No, just made the voyage a few days ago actually.

#ben-tbarnes #chats

storytellerlane

“Finally unpacked, and I’m pretty sure this is why they consider Sunday the day of rest.”

Originally posted by thunderbirdthor

Don’t suppose you’d help a brother out and help me finish mine, huh?

#barrowmaninldn #chats

thyemsvancamp:

This weekend? My place? I could make a nice dinner.

How is that me repaying you for footing the bill in the past.

Nevermind, ignore me. No way I’m passing up a home cooked meal by the likes of you. Count me in but I’m bringing the wine, no arguments. Just tell me if its a red or white kind of night so I don’t screw that up!