Me: I could just go faster each time I go for a run
My body: No.
Me: What if... I just did?
My body: NUUAAAAAGGHHH

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@le-chaton-seul
Me: I could just go faster each time I go for a run
My body: No.
Me: What if... I just did?
My body: NUUAAAAAGGHHH
(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)
It’s nearly Halloweeeeen!
Being an adult is literally a montage of saying “I mean, I guess”
I once bought this bootleg pokemon game back in 2011 and this is the result
AD team 💪🏼
i am… healed
umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck
a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed
I went on a pretty good twitter rant on the subject of sexism in film industry based on my personal experience while working. Which was a reaction to these very sound tweets on the subject. Saving for prosperity
The worst. Generally speaking, everything I’ve experienced has been much more subtle. Generally speaking…
at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”
like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety
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Smaug the Impenetrable