a collection of screenshots of popular tumblr posts, with pictures of ace attorney characters edited into them as to suggest it is the characters who made the posts.
the first image has apollo justice saying “your brother looks gnc af” to which kristoph gavin replies “YOU’RE INSANE”
the second image has franziska von karma saying “there’s this guy that’s apparently my “brother” but i’ve never once seen him make broth…”
the third image has ema skye saying “target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations, engage with extreme caution”. a low opacity photo of klavier gavin has been put into the image, indicating that she is talking about him
the fourth image has miles edgeworth saying “*learns social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time they’re like 11*” to which franziska responds “having strict parents will do that to you”, trucy wright responds with “having autism will do that”
the fifth image has miles and franziska saying “i would be unstoppable if not for the problems”
the sixth image has phoenix wright saying “if you run up behind me while l'm working and hold a flash drive to my throat pretending it's a knife and I instinctively seize your hand and bite you I don't think you are allowed to be mad”. he replies to himself saying “anyway i bit one of the interns today”, the image suggesting he bit athena cykes
the seventh image has apollo saying “spiralling every day from the sick reality of being a guy with stuff to do”
the eight image has athena saying “On the one side HRT gives me titties on the other it is impossible to just jack off sans porn for me...” to which trucy replies “Sans porn, you say?” and athena replies “Ah a new and very unfortunate drawback to being french has appeared”
the ninth image has maya fey saying “the thing the steel samurai writers don't understand is that every character is gay and trans. I know it though.” miles responds with a laughably low quality screenshot of maya’s post, with the words steel samurai scribbled out. phoenix replies with “for just pennies a day, you could help my boyfriend afford screenshots with more than 7 pixels”
the tenth image has klavier saying “I'm crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world”. klavier responds with two pictures of said blunt, and my God does it suck. it’s impossibly thin, and looks like a sliver of paper. there cannot possibly be any weed in that. he has captioned the images with “how”. a picture of apollo suggests that he is the beautiful husband that has rolled this awful thing.
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