cryptid idea: your mom

why do they call it oven

[cadillacjohnf1]

Top five f1 fics?

oooh such a hard question... but:

did you miss me me? by venerat (Esteban/ Pierre; boss/employee AU. such fun and distinctive characterisation).

on the fault line by limabima (Nico/ Lewis; relationship over-the-years longfic. i've adopted it all as canon now).

each moment is new by crankypanda (Gabriel/ Nico; domestic fluff (?). very sweet and funny and perfect).

lost control by venerat (Carlos/ Pierre; club bathroom hatesex. not a ship i'd ever considered before but... wow).

winning mentality by linearity/ @drivestraight (George/Max (my first ever Gax fic...)

i ofc have other faves too but these were just the first ones that came to mind :)

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[cadillacjohnf1]

oscar piastri --- DeathByDevotion (ADÉLA)

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

f1 + txt posts = true 27.0

[feketeribizli]

guys... 🥹

[budgiebabies]

You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.

Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!

[rule-63]

Easter’s over, you know what that means

[runescapeghost]

IT’S HALLOWEEN

[pkmntrainer-rae]

iT’S ONLY APRIL

[runescapeghost]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[leveragehunters]

Behold, a (hu)man!

[kirkegarde]

The bird that torments Prometheus learned something

[shithowdy]

[irreparableteacup]

[3000s]

nobody says stuff like "youre cruising for a bruising" anymore. they just say other stuff now

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[underthemoony]

“Was I scary?”

“No. You were beautiful.”

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

no context only whatever the fuck this is

[taters-for-tots]

IMAGINE: you are in the middle of CARRYING a game of league of legends, about to close it out, when a CHRISTIAN BABY brings you a sandwich (NOT ASKED FOR) with chips, as you get a DOUBLE KILL BOT LANE. do you renounce atheism and eat the sandwich?

[the-muppet-joker]

WIP

Pale hands met green hole as Joker's fingers traced around the edge of his lover's impatient cavern.

"F-fuck, are you done teasing me yet?!" The muppet croaked.

"No," the Joker chuckled darkly. "I have only just begun."

Then he got out the Jrap On (Joker Strap On

[shattering-the-mirror]

I GASPED

[josy-woodhouse]