I Am Dragon

Full time professional in shenanigans and chaos

[mentis-solatium-deactivated2023]

[keytomind]

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[chrispineofficial]

one of the biggest things i believe to be true about relationships is that you must make it feel safe for the people you love to call you out on shit. like obviously don’t let anyone emotionally manipulate or terrorize you but in general, in healthy adult relationships, there is always a pattern of rupture/repair. someone does something (unintentionally!) that makes someone else feel not great, and it needs to be addressed. the best thing you can do to preserve and improve your interpersonal relationships is to be open to these conversations. you have to be able to hear how your words or actions have affected someone, even if it absolutely wasn’t your intention, and you have to be able to simply acknowledge and apologize. it doesn’t matter if you didn’t see it that way. someone you love did, and they care enough to tell you, and that’s a gift. be grateful for the opportunity to do better.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[le-wyvern]

This is hilarious some people find the best Gordon Ramsay photos

[littleclownzz]

[im-a-goner--foryou]

For those who needed this today.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

God, the look in his eyes. he means it.

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[the-other-greengrass-girl]

this cured my depressive episode

[dae-by-day-deactivated20200918]

I’m evil villain laughing

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

How the actual cinnamon toast fuck did this narrator get through reading those, like, at all.

[dat-goat-boi]

Being a professional actor helps <3

[le-wyvern]

I can’t fucking breathe 🤣🤣

[le-wyvern]

Aspiration: To one day become one of those tumblrs that post the weird and insane shit my child does 🤣

[le-wyvern]

“Nothing is perfect. Perfect is a fantasy.”

~Unknown

[le-wyvern]

what am I supposed to do if I'm in love with a 56 year old man and I literally can't get him out of my head, it's literally the only thing I can think or talk about but I can't tell anyone and I hate it so much, I tried just thinking of other stuff and/or mast*rbating but I just can't do anything without thinking about him, it's so fucked up and I don't know what to do, it's been like this for the whole past year :( and I don't even think he's hot or that good looking but something about him is just so fucking cute and I just wanna cry when I look at him and it's driving me insane :(

I know how this feels. Been there, done that. I know how torturous that is for your mentality. I wish I could tell you there is something you can do. I could say if you have any hobbies that you have to concentrate on, do that. Just try to think of something that isn't him. But in telling you to do that, I'd be kidding you. Because I know it doesn't work like that. Because then comes the thought of knowing what you're doing, is trying to stop you from thinking of him. Then what do you end up doing? Thinking about them. Honestly, you just have to let it run it's course. Trying to fight thinking about them is going to do you more harm than good. In terms of not being about to talk about him? Well, my asks, and my DM's are always open if you wish/need to have a rant/vent about them. ~L💙

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey is

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is your refrigerator running

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

[loggednightmares]

Kink: being called baby in a soft and gentle voice

[le-wyvern]

My partner does this to me and he kills me every time 😍🥰

[le-wyvern]

Look who’s returned!

It has been a long while but I am back! However, this is now going to be a reformed account, as I have a partner whom I love dearly. He is gonna be referred to as A, and is 27 years old. However! As a, I guess former member of the TCC, I am still here to offer support and advice to any and all that want or need it! Or, to just be here to listen to what y’all got going on because sometimes you just need someone to talk to. But I hope everyone is doing well! ~L 💙 

[streetsamurai]

[neofooturism]

[tacomel420]

me as a store owner

[taahko]

[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

[gaycism]

narcissus at the pond

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

[gaycism]

the what

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[le-wyvern]

HIMB FACE