trash glam baby

|| 21 || its a trash can world || 21 ||

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[nothingbutunlost-deactivated202]

Not to brag but I’m a solid 3/10

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

[catboyllawliet]

[catchymemes]

[a-sentient-cup]

Looks like it went too smoothly

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Smooth was exactly the problem here.

[beardedmrbean]

That's perfect right there, she will remember the day she was brought these flowers till her last breath.

This is where love comes from.

[damaged-donut]

I sure will

[obiwan]

#Barbie (2023)

[kaddtilpyz]

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

This is why I love pierce. He’s the kind of punk who understands that sometimes the most effective fuck you to authority is kindness

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

[love-and-thvnder]

Get the shirt HERE

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]

[countably-infinite-rats]

[ch- wait... guys???

[ieuwytuyruityerufdhdf-deactivat]

true friends support your probably-slightly-unhealthy obsession with your favorite fictional character 

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[tealeafed]

Best side effect of autism is people thinking I’m funny because I often just say what I mean and everyone laughs and I’m like okay, I guess it was a joke then!

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now