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I am an emotional cactus

[cornmandog]

Like a child just wandering in a garden… yanking leaves…

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[theehorsepusssy]

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[catchymemes]

[lemonweenie]

@catboysienna

[fatsexybitch]

Raptor Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort. Araptor Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in raptor mouth can trust raptor

[dark-fri3ren]

[segamascott]

[animentality]

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[anarchistmemedistro]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[anasauruss]

cat falling off table

2022

acrylic on canvas

30 x 40 cm

[highlandvalley]

[princessandthechameleon]

the little korean vocab i have picked up on through my years of liking bts/kpop is funny bc it falls into different categories of like

common first words to learn of a language-hi/bye, thank you, I love you, a little bit of counting, why

things that make sense from the context of learning through the idol world- handsome, song, "make some noise"

untranslatable things- honorifics like hyung/oppa/noona, sunbae and hoobae, korean foods

and then the last category is just like "idk why i know this from bts but i do i guess"- frog, tuna, I'm okay/it's fine, forest, hurry/quickly

[hashtagloveloses]

me rooting for the percy jackson series to beat that stupid harry potter reboot series into the ground

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[titsliker]

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

[titsliker]

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.