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(( quick survey: would anyone be interested in buying their own Dessplush or Squishy Talan, considering I make more? If so, please let me know in the replies. Thanks! ))

#artist's note #i also have to set up a place to sell them #cool dessplush #squishy talan #leader dessplush #leader desslok

Presenting...

Squishy Talan™️

#just for you katei #just for you #squishy talan #leader dessplush #i did it again guys

Greetings, Sir! It's been too long since I sent a message about how great I think you are, and I know how much you love that sort of thing, so here I am; thinking you're great. In a totally platonic way, of course. I'll save the mushy stuff for Talan. Anyway, I have been keeping up with the new show. In my humble opinion Abelt has way too much hair and only a shred of your nobility, but I have high hopes for him. Please let me know if it is okay to share details with you. Ghale Gamilon! ~ Katei

(spoiler warning)

Heya, Leader Dessplush! So, you know you're cool, right? I like your accent, you got a nice bod, but.. They call 'im Lord Desslar, a real tough cookie he is, d'you know where I can find 'im?

“…”

((he’s not much for words it seems))

Re: Dessplush’s face

Okay. I went for the face.

...

I won’t tell you all the gruesome details, but in the end, I did manage to fix him.

Now he is permanently Cool Dessplush.

#sorry i can't figure out how to reply to replies so screenshots it is #i tried guys #You know #the more i look at him the more i like it #dessplush #sorry guys i know this is not what you were expecting lol #leader desslok #cool dessplush

I felt that the world was lacking in desslok plushies so I made this

I call him dessplush

bask in his glory

this is where I got the patterns from:

https://indecisivepancake.deviantart.com/art/Plushie-Patterns-170573710

#well there go the past like 6 straight hours #i can't decide whether or not to give him a face #on the one hand i'm really impressed because i generally don't sew #on the other hand i'm kind of concerned that i put this much time and effort into this #but hey whatever #hope you all enjoy #dessplush #star blazers #space battleship yamato #leader desslok

so mind your spit when you speak, earthlings.

#leader desslok #general hux #star blazers #space battleship yamato #seriously that's all i think of when i think of hux.#remember krypt guys

one day, anon. one day...

#leaderdesslok #thank you for the question #sorry that took so long #i just finished with finals #also sorry it's blurry i don't know why it's doing that and i can't seem to fix it

the common man didn’t always have such free and easy access to their supreme leader.

((writer’s note--I don’t have any other blogs currently, but you’re welcome to ask any questions you’d like on this one!))

#leader desslok #!!!#thank you!!!!!#your words bring me life #star blazers #space battleship yamato #dessler #featuring the spiky glass

and that was the longest breath that talan ever took

#leader desslok #general talan #when the comet empire stops funding your sound track also #and your generals have to recreate it using a melodica #sorry it's been a while since i posted #i'm still alive #and i got the digital art thing to work #it's pixelly though i'll have to adjust it or something #anyway enjoy

Greetings to you, Leader Desslok! I hope this message finds you well. Just wanted to let you know that I will be attending Anime Boston this weekend and will be making sure that these other Earthlings recognize your greatness. I may or may not be wearing a uniform while i do it. Hopefully impersonating a Gamilon officer is not a crime. I promise I won't go in blueface. Wishing you all the best in your galactic conquest, and as always my warmest regards to General Talan. ~ Katei

i see no problem with you humans aspiring to be something greater. it’s cute!

farewell-earth-blog

Speaking of weird furnishings, that wine jug is, uh…

leaderdesslok

but what would a commoner know.

#leader desslok #gamilon fashion #desslok is triggered

Your Majesty, I have a question! Unfortunately I do not recall the name of the episode, but it is during the Comet Storyline. Your Majesty taunts the Star Force directly on the video panel and as Your Majesty ends the transmission there is a laughing skull on the screen. Is that Your Majesty's Skull, or just part of the software package that comes with your flagship. Banzai and good health, KChan

Wildstar doesn’t know what to make of it. Sometimes I call him up just to confuse him.

it’s called suspended terror, if i’m not mistaken.

Welcome back, Your Majesty! You look refreshed. I hope you had a good time while you were away. ~ Katei

Seems like moustached/bearded men in the franchise usually get a bit more attention. Is Desslok planning on growing some glorious facial hair?

((Leader Desslok is back, everyone! Talan is going to go take a rest now. Thank you for all of the questions!))

Hello, General Talan! I didn't want to bombard you with questions, but since this may be my only chance, I am interested in anything you can tell me about that awesome escape from the Comet Empire. How long were you waiting with that car for the Boss to bust himself out of prison? What did you do to pass the time? Why didn't you guys push Invidia down the stairs? Also, do you eat the Bee Jelly? If not, what do you put on your toast? Thanks for your time, you handsome badass! <3 Katei

YOU MIGHT SAY IT’S...BEELICIOUS.

General Talan, you may know me from 95% of the fan mail Leader Desslok dumped on you while you were sleeping. I was wondering how you were able to change clothes so fast while Leader Desslok was making that long, inspiring speech to Wildstar and Nova? Thanks for your time. ~ Katei

IT’S ALL IN THE ANGLING, THAT’S ALL I’LL SAY ABOUT IT.

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