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@leaderjoon
“rule #1 for success? never be #2.”
say hello to SUNNIE KIM– former child actress and current vocal trainee under tq entertainment, aiming for the stars.
rules. profile. additional info.
follow for a (bratty) friend, reblog for a short starter.
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
♔ ⁞ — “I know you won’t believe me but it’s not even like that.” Namjoon would be the first to admit that he was staring entirely too hard. Anyone who so as much glanced in his general direction would be able to tell. In fact, it was beginning to make even him uncomfortable, and he happened to be the prepetrator in this situation. “What kind of advice is that? I’m pretty sure taking a picture of someone without their consent is illegal.” FINALLY, he yanked his vision off of the stranger, turning to the older male with an amused expression on his face. “You’re setting me up for failure here.” Namjoon crossed his arms over his chest, subcociously glancing back over at the female in question. “You want me to get arrested? The internet would have a field day with some juicy news like that.” In situations like this, it was a shame that he was a public figure. Namjoon had no doubt that the female was his style soulmate. He recognized the designer for each and every piece of clothing she wore. “You want my mother to cry? That’s what it sure sounds like.”
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“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
♔ ⁞ — He didn’t dare argue against the female. She was right and he was wrong. Namjoon dipped his head shamefully, tugging at his reddened ears. It’s not like he meant to snap. He was under a lot of stress lately, although he was certain he wasn’t the only one, and being badgered was the straw that broke the camel’s back. “I’m sorry,” he apologized suddenly, pursing his lips tightly as he struggled to hold back another barrage of weighted words that would only work to dig a deeper grave. Namjoon wasn’t usually like this, in fact, he was never like this. His usual smiley and relaxed demeaor had long disappared, only to be replaced by a strong wave of paranoia, obvious from the way his eyes darted back and forth and the wringing of his hands. Namjoon bowed his head apologetically, owning up to his disgraceful outburst, before nodding towards female to head in the opposite direction. His legs couldn’t move him away quick enough; once he assumed he was within a reasonable distance, he let out a long, deep sigh. “I swear on everything…-I’ve never done anything like that before. They just kept prodding and it was like they were plucking at every nerve in my body.”
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"I don't know you, but thanks."
♔ ⁞ — A very small part of him felt as though he was imposing by assuming that the female needed his assistance. He blamed it on the innate and overpowering desire to be chivalrous. Namjoon decided that it wasn’t something he should dwell too much over. After all, he truly had no ill intentions. “Ah, you’re right.” He scratched at the back of his neck instinctively from his nerves, “I sincerely apologize.” There was no doubt in his mind that he made things awkward at this point, a very soft chuckle slipping past the cracks in his lips. He was quick to stick his hand out towards the female, “my name is Namjoon.” He cleared his throat and bowed his head considerably, “sorry if I offended you, I mean, if that’s what I did.”
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“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
♔ ⁞ — Namjoon feigned shock at the younger male’s language, hand placed over his chest for added emphasis. He was only teasing the other, having said worse things himself. “Yah—!” He exclaimed, trying his absolute best not to crack even the smallest hint of a smile. “Watch your profanity! You’re too young to be speaking in such a way,” as if the age difference between the two was vast in difference. “However, I’ll let it slide for now and play my appointed role as concerned friend.” He slid his round eyeglasses up the bridge of his nose and mimed as if he held a clipboard in his hands. “So, Choi Jonghyun… if you don’t mind, tell me about your day. Please start from the moment you woke up.” He raised an eyebrow, “don’t leave out any details, no matter how mundane you think they happen to be, and explain how you felt during each occurence.”
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*reminder*
just because i’m very slow with replies doesn’t mean i don’t care about our plot !!!
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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
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Who else suppresses their feelings in an attempt to make things less complicated but ends up just making them worse
Choose me or lose me. I’m not a backup plan and definitely not a second choice.
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[!] Bangtan will be having a comeback in February
The new album will be a continuation of their WINGS album! Please look forward to it and support the boys!
[!] The album is scheduled for release February 13th! Pre orders will begin on January 25th!
Bangtan’s new album, ‘WINGS: You Will Never Walk Alone’ will contain songs with stories that they weren’t able to tell in the original wings album. This new album will include new songs that are once again written and produced by the Bangtan members!
Source Translation credit - lisa @ ctribeat
kim doyeon: ioi’s very own little jun jihyun & resident crocs enthusiast !
REBLOG for a starter, FOLLOW for a new face in your life! ❤️
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i haven’t been around lately due to the new school semester starting. ( all of my classes are morning classes -___- ) throw work on top of that and... you can only image how exhausted i am. however, come next week i’ll be more lax in terms of work so i’ll be more around. i plan on doing replies tonight and hopefully reblogging some sort of rp meme and hopefully get more interactions rolling.
joon. have mercy. ;_;
成為你小時候需要的那個人。 Be the person you needed when you were younger.
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후회하지 마라: Don’t have regrets: 좋았다면 추억이고, If it was good, it was a memory, 나빴다면 경험이다 If it was bad, it was an experience
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