don't be too boring.

☆ VOLKNER ☆ mechanics teacher. star of the sinnoh league.

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Bitches ain’t shit but

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[ Not so far away, a blond man is dialing on his cell phone and speaking in a hushed tone into the device. ] Hello? Police station? There is a man outside of Futuri Principes Academy disrupting the peace. Thank you.

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[ Also not so far away, Flint somehow gets into the call on his cell phone and yells. ] I’M IN THE LIVING ROOM RAPPING YOU ASSHOLE 

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[ The cops are not actually on the other line. Volkner frowns and looks down at the speaker, and then places the cell phone back up to his ear, where he can continue his conversation with Lo. ] Flint, will you hang up?

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Bitches ain’t shit but

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[ Not so far away, a blond man is dialing on his cell phone and speaking in a hushed tone into the device. ] Hello? Police station? There is a man outside of Futuri Principes Academy disrupting the peace. Thank you.

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Luckily I could not care less about what is supposedly courteous, and must remind you of all the time prior to your time with him here that I was forced to spend with him as my unfortunate coworker. It is only fair that someone else have a turn. Or two. Or three.

And I really beg to differ. After all, as a Frontier Brain, I deal with others significantly less often than yourself, a Gym Leader. If anything, you should be the more tolerant of us two, and I would like to continue my Palmer-free time.

Thanks for understanding, teacher.

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Mmm.. No. I'm sorry to say, but that's not how it works in this environment. I would really love to talk to you more about this, but unfortunately, I have a job and paperwork to get ready for the next school year.

However, I can conclude this conversation for you. As a teacher, I don't have to take suggestions from a student, as awful as that may seem to you. So that basically means... you can keep Palmer, no matter what argument you come up with.

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…Fine. You have about five minutes to spend with me before I leave.

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hi :^)

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Hello, Palmer. [sighs]

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nnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yOURE MY ONLY FRIEND BESIDES FLFINT ANDN NEJEIK AND PANKACAKE ANND TWO FOF THEM ARE GA Y YAND ALL OF THEMA RE LITTLE GIRLS!!!!!!

you calleed me

suavee

you cant leave me after weve been through all of that

you cant

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...Fine. You have about five minutes to spend with me before I leave.

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academicanalyzing replied to your post: 

This is me being selfless and insisting in return that you keep him; I have had my fair share (73.6%) of time with him. It is only courteous that I allow others to share the honor of his company.

Ah, well, in your absence, I've had enough time of him of my own. Now that you're around, wouldn't it only be courteous of you to entertain him? After all, I'm sure Palmer is only trying to give you a warm welcome.

Besides, I'm sure that you of all people, a Frontier Brain, should know what it means to be tolerant. Me, a simple Gym Leader, on the other hand, would like a break.

Thanks for understanding, student.

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academicanalyzing replied to your post: 

No, by all means, keep him. Please.

Ah, but that would be selfish of me. I insist, you can have him.

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I should have known better than to think of saying “you can relax in my arms” because that would be a really gay thing and I’m really not gay because I’m pALEMR

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Well, despite the fact that you should have known better, you did think that, and because of this, I think it's my cue to leave.

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VOLKDOLK HOW’S IT GOING OL’ BUDDY OL’ PAL WHAT’S UP (BESIDES US)

(GET IT)

(BECAUSE WE’RE STARS)

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I should have known better to relax so easily with the likes of you around.

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It seems that Palmer has found someone else to torture with his farcical antics. I'm almost relieved to see this happen. Maybe finally I'll get some peace and quiet around here.

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I have a perfectly decent spine, thank you, and I would appreciate it remaining intact, however hard I know it must be for you to refrain from causing me physical harm for more than twenty-four hours.

The only thing you could possibly prepare me for, in any sense of the word, would be for the realization that I am destined to spend the rest of my life miserable, surrounded by the likes of you and your ilk.

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i was an ilk once

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yes very advanced technolgoy! flint san came wit h me to tokyo, he bought many hentais! do not have here, hm??? xD very advanced! lots of things are advanced. i by robot! remind me of you,f lint san says. make beep noises! [proceeds to beep and glow]

haha! yes hello! you lok like friend i have in japan, name is denzi!!!? yoiu know? maybe! but heis a godo friend, alsowemakebls. it is very fun clas!

[gasps] you do not know??haha hello! well then i shal teach! pregnancy of males. big tummy! c section. baby in rpsotate. very interesting, aslo new techology from japan! or niple, i am sorry Nippon xDD

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... Very.. interesting, really. By the way you talk, I can tell that you're probably a fine student, Oba and--.. How are you doing that? [He watches the other man beep and glow, deciding that it's probably more technology.]

I'm afraid I haven't met him. Sorry. BLs..?

W..ow.. Wow. How.. Hmm.. Japan sure is far out there. I mean, in a technological sense.

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happyhappyoba replied to your post: 

you no rember! xDD it is oba chan! from japan haha xD i ambishounen i am flintsan’s cousin!!!!! i came to be student, i am in mpreg class s,studeis!

...I don't really understand how you're able to use these "emoticons," as they're called, in regular speak. Is this advanced technology from Japan? I'd like to be able to take a look at it sometimes.

Ah.. So that's why you look familiar. I don't actually know about that class, but.. I'm sure you must enjoy it? What is Mpreg, anyway..

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helo! haha no long time talk haha xD oba san here at service!!! how you are volkner kun?? xDDD

Do I.. know you..?

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[bouquet of baby's breath is at volkner's doorstep] i got baby's breath because when i first heard of them i thought they'd be disgusting flowers but then i realized they actually smell really good... like you! hey that was a really bad analogy i suck at being romantic. the only way this would make sense is if you smelled bad on the appearance... ... but you actually smelled good? i dunno just take it also flint is really cool

...thanks.

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do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

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shizui submitted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Br_APSb7qA

Stop.