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@academicanalyzing-blog
toweringtycoon replied to your post: H-hi! Um, my name’s Brendan, and we’re dorm mates this year! It’s nice to meet you. But, yeah! Me, you, and Buck should all hang out sometime and get to know each other better.
yuORE MEAN )^:
You're stupid. I'd say that makes us even. Maybe 76%?
H-hi! Um, my name's Brendan, and we're dorm mates this year! It's nice to meet you. But, yeah! Me, you, and Buck should all hang out sometime and get to know each other better.
Bzzzzzt.
Thorton is my name, and I recommend remembering it despite the fact that there is a .0001% chance that I will ever care to remember yours.
Also, no.
Father's Day?
A useless excuse for a 'holiday'. It holds no practical use and is based 100% on sentiment, whether positive or negative, and is thus 100% of no use to me.
academicanalyzing started following you
“Nerd”, the wind cried.
“Nerd………….”
{coughs} I mean…yo!! You’re a sophmore too? Sweeeeeeeeet. Name’s Buck!
man…this kid is short.
The chances of the wind actually being capable of speech is incalculably low, and the chances of it producing any noise that might potentially sound like that phrase is lower still.
[Ahem.]
Yes. Bzzt, that's an unfortunate name, like 47%? But don't let that number concern you. I am Thorton.
And that is a horrifyingly terrible hairstyle. 96.354%.
HAHAHAhaHAHAHAHA I JUST REALIZED YOURE ONLY 4'10" MAN FOR ONCE PALMER WAS RIGHT HOW THE HECK DO YOU EVEN GET THAT SHORT, GENIUS?
Bzzt! Malfunction! I might have considered answering that painfully stupid question, but the mention of the Tower Tycoon has completely overridden any desire to do so (99.46%).
BZZT ACCESS DENIED
NUH UH YOU CAN’T DO THAT CAUSE I’M A TEACHER!!! [FLICKS YOUR FOREHEAD]
[Moves to lunge, but stops short and just grinds his teeth instead. Alas, if only looks could kill.]
Do you really not have anything better to do than harass me?
but i'm right here )^:
Go away.
how did you get so short
I am not short.
Ah, well, in your absence, I’ve had enough time of him of my own. Now that you’re around, wouldn’t it only be courteous of you to entertain him? After all, I’m sure Palmer is only trying to give you a warm welcome.
Besides, I’m sure that you of all people, a Frontier Brain, should know what it means to be tolerant. Me, a simple Gym Leader, on the other hand, would like a break.
Thanks for understanding, student.
Luckily I could not care less about what is supposedly courteous, and must remind you of all the time prior to your time with him here that I was forced to spend with him as my unfortunate coworker. It is only fair that someone else have a turn. Or two. Or three.
And I really beg to differ. After all, as a Frontier Brain, I deal with others significantly less often than yourself, a Gym Leader. If anything, you should be the more tolerant of us two, and I would like to continue my Palmer-free time.
Thanks for understanding, teacher.
I have a perfectly decent spine, thank you, and I would appreciate it remaining intact, however hard I know it must be for you to refrain from causing me physical harm for more than twenty-four hours.
The only thing you could possibly prepare me for, in any sense of the word, would be for the realization that I am destined to spend the rest of my life miserable, surrounded by the likes of you and your ilk.
i was an ilk once
OF COURSE IM OFF THE CHARTS IM THE TOWER TYCOON SO DUH IM COOLER THAN A CHART geez nejiki you gotta get your short ass outta your bASEMENT AND INTO THE REAL WORLD [SLAPS YOU ON THE BACK]
If you touch me again I will gouge out your eyes with this screwdriver I swear I will do it
Oh, I’m pretty sure you know what I meant.
I just wanted to make sure you didn’t need someone to escort you to the nurse or something.
Bzweeeeep! Bullshit alert. Nearly 59.73%. But don't let that concern you.
I do not need to be escorted anywhere.
I try to make it a point to be courteous regardless.
[smiles and extends a hand]
…Or is a handshake also considered an invasion of personal space (would you prefer a milkshake)? The name is Anabel, and it is a pleasure to meet someone who appears to be in excess of intellect; do you mind me asking how maintaining a hairstyle like that holds precedence over common courtesy?
I only make it a point when I deem it worth my time and effort. [What he doesn't say is that this is virtually never.
His eyes narrow slightly at her extended hand, but evidently having deemed this stranger potentially worth further consideration, takes it nonetheless.]
Not when reciprocated, I suppose. (What.) ... Thorton, although some call me Nejiki. Likewise, it is a pleasure to finally meet someone who appears to have a... relatively sound head on their shoulders. Maybe 65%? But don't let that number concern you.
[Hesitates at the mention of his hair, and scowls.] Maintenance is not necessarily an issue. I simply don't have the time to bother with decorum, particularly when it would only go to waste on the idiots who tend to surround me on a regular basis.
toweringtycoon replied to your post: academyprincess replied to your post: WELCOME TO...
I’M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU GROW A SPINE OK as a student in my class you gotta be ready for aNYTHING!!!
I have a perfectly decent spine, thank you, and I would appreciate it remaining intact, however hard I know it must be for you to refrain from causing me physical harm for more than twenty-four hours.
The only thing you could possibly prepare me for, in any sense of the word, would be for the realization that I am destined to spend the rest of my life miserable, surrounded by the likes of you and your ilk.
well at least I’m not a gAY NERD
While you lack the intelligence to be considered a functioning human being--much less a "nerd"--by decidedly--Bzweeeeep!--100%, your levels of homosexuality are, to put it in plain English, off the charts.
are you talking about my dragonite he’s really sensitive stop that you bIG MEANIE
I wish it were only your Dragonite. It is significantly less aggravating than its trainer. By, say, 26%.
hairtuft replied to your post: touches your face
…Looks like somebody hasn’t been taught proper etiquette. Though that can be said for both parties in this instance.
Extending amenities to strangers with intentions of completely invading my personal space is considerably negligible among my priorities.
