unfunny

Ringo Starr and his all Starr band sponsor me pls.

[leadlining-blog]

i wanted to log in and see a bunch of chaos but instead i got reminded of my homestuck phase. so basically im gonna delete my account now thanks

[leadlining-blog]

guys i met my dad

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

unpopular opinion but unnecessary captions SHOULD be deleted if it’s not credits or a gifset or fan art the caption should ABSOLUTELY be deleted… i’m talking about like, a really pretty picture of say, a rose, and the caption is like “It’s 12:35 AM, I’m sad, My boyfriend told me my pussy stank and dumped me :’(” like i’m sorry sis but i’m gonna have to click that delete 

[pan-pizza]

Good

[ka3l]

hey if you reblog this it will match the background color of your blog ;-) 

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

Bad Boys

[bonepriestess]

This is magical in an entirely different way.

[relentless-soul]

[ajtheslayer]

What kind of American fuckery is this?!?!?

[arctic-hands]

I’m pretty sure this violates about five different gun safety rules and about a hundred common sense rules.

So yes, it’s American

[skypig357]

No. All gun safety rules were followed

[triggeredmedia]

This is the best kinda safely done american fuckery.

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Treat all gun as if they are loaded.  Check.

Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.  Check.

Finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire.  Check.

Be aware of your target and what is beyond it.  Check.

We’re good here.

[sailormoonsub]

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

[mousathe14]

Pfftt wha? This is beautiful.

[jexxer]

Can a Sailor Moon fan please explain this to me because I am so fucking lost right now.

[sailormoonsub]

i think it’s pretty self-explanatory

[jiraiyababymama]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

i trust naruto bloggers

[narutoblogger]

give me your credit card number

[neon-genesis-evandoglion]

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

[greeno]

this is such a fucking surreal thing to see in the credits of a spongebob episode for some reason

[psychoshearsuniverse-deactivate]

Not as surreal as this

[heythereghouls]

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

anime’s redemption story

[setheverman]

music genre: video game 2

[leadlining-blog]

i have awaken

[leadlining-blog]

A Cure For Wellness Review

A CEO needs to get an employee who has been on an extended vacation to do some paperwork so the company doesn't get shut down. So they get an employee who had stolen a report to do it or they would arrest him. (Also the guy who stole the report plays Green Goblin in The Amazing Spiderman 2) The employee goes to go find the man, but before he leaves he goes to visit his mother. After his visit with his mother, during her sleep, she dies. Also, during his visit before she died, she gave him a ballerina figurine she made. So after the cremation of his mother he goes to Switzerland to find the employee. It turns out that he's has been in a sanatorium to get 'well'. He cannot find him so he goes back to the plane, but during the car ride, the car hits a deer causing it to flip. So Green Goblin wakes up in the sanatorium with a broken leg. He meets a doctor that says he has to go to an isolation tank. n the isolation tank he is submerged water with an oxygen tube connected to him while a doctor is monitoring him. Then a nurse shows up and the doctor starts yanking it because the nurse has her tits out. While the doctor is beating it, the oxygen tube comes off Green Goblin's mouth and he begins to flatline. While Green Goblin is beginning to flatline he sees the youngest patient at the sanatorium, Hannah. he also sees a bunch of eels Green Goblin gets recovered. Green Goblin begins to find out some of the histories of the sanatorium, and how there was a baron and a baroness, the Baron wanted a perfect child so he chose his sister to conceive it (the baroness) but she couldn't get pregnant, but he still married her. The town was disgusted about this incestual relationship, so during the wedding, they burnt the the Baron alive, and before burning the Baroness they found out she was pregnant and cut the fetus out of her, threw it in an aquifer and burnt the baroness alive. The fetus survived in the aquifer (what the sanatorium is built over) and so did the baron. In fact they're still alive present day. aND GUESS WHAT THE FETUS IS HANNAH THE YOUNGEST PATIENT AT THE FUCKING SANATORIUM AND THE BARON IS THE OWNER OF THE SANATORIUM! so skip ahead in the movie The baron tries to continue the bloodline and marries his daughter(Hannah) and then goes to impregnate her. Also, the baron is into some kinky shit and ties his daughter to the bed Then Green Goblin shows up and sets the Baron on fire. The baron is still alive after being burnt. And goes and beats the shit out of Green Goblin after he almost finishes untying Hannah. Because obviously Hannah doesn't want to be a baby mama and be pregnant at 14. Whilst the Baron is beating the shit out of Green Goblin Hannah finishes untying herself. Green Goblin is almost thrown into the aquifer and eaten by eels but Hannah pulls a Battlefield 1 and jabs a shovel in the Baron's head. The Baron dies the sanatorium is set on fire blah blah blah THE END.

finally amirite