Intentionally Confused

Look, I don't know what's happening with this blog but it's happening. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's fandom stuff, sometimes it's serious, whatever. I'm non-binary/genderfluid. I'm 25. I'm pansexual. I like stuff. And things. And animals. But not people. People suck. So yeah.

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[byjove]

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

[neckfat]

[targetedknowledge]

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[byjove]

[sadsongz]

Want to know something that makes this photo even more amazing?

He is standing at the door of his apartment over the Stonewall Inn (source)

[byjove]

biconic

[byjove]

happy pride month you outta fucking kiss the ground that you’re walking on that I’m even talking to you

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[doctorjanedee]

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[official-monsterfucker-posts]

Official Monsterfucker Post

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone that “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[only-tiktoks]

[belovedgoofball]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[byjove]

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

[byjove]

stepdad has to keep his approval rating up. or else.

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i