Insert Witty Title Here

Ninety-seven percent of the time I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. It's more fun that way.

[mariabarring]

*doesnt play game for 6 months* *forgets controls* *goes back to game* where am i??/ who am i??? what should i do?? who the fuck is that?? who the fuck are you??what???

[jexxer]

Trying to get a Star Fragment out of the BotW Zelda amiibo is almost as much a test of patience as Fiend hunting in Shin Megami Tensei IV.

[africanaquarian]

so i guess activated charcoal lattes are the newest latte trend? for why? i hate to break it to y’all but unless you’ve ingested poison recently, activated charcoal has no real benefits. just stick to matcha [polyphenols/ antioxidants] and chai [antioxidants+anti-inflammatory]

[africanaquarian]

also, if you’re on any important medications, and i know a lot of you are, don’t fucking drink these. charcoal doesn’t discriminate. it’ll render your meds useless and absorb them too as well as some other beneficial nutrients

[iwrotesomeofitdown]

^^^^ including hormonal birth control. Don’t fall for the charcoal bullshit. Stay safe.

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[seatlejuice]

It fucks me up that after Mollymauk Tealeaf was killed, Taliesin decided on a tea drinking grave keeper. Clay is straight up the embodiment of Molly’s death.

[jexxer]

I am so conflicted right now.

I love Taliesin’s new character, Caduceus Clay, but...I feel like I need to keep him at arms length right now.

Unless something definitively happens to stop it or ruin any chance, I’m still holding out hope that Molly can be resurrected and returned to us.

[fatsoupy]

an epiphany

probably not what “functionally illiterate” means but

[jexxer]

If my understanding of D&D rules is correct, the Mighty Nein have at least eight more in-game days to resurrect Mollymauk, and Matt has made it clear that there are people available in and around Shady Creek Run capable of performing the ritual with whom they can make deals.

Until then, I’m not giving up hope on our favor rainbow disaster tiefling returning to us.

...Unless the they roll badly on the ritual (don’t fuck us, Gil)...or Taliesin simply chooses not to bring Molly back...or Matt Mercer-lessly pulls a fast one and the M9 find an empty grave when they go to retrieve Molly’s body, and then they have to introduce Tal’s new character.

...Not giving up hope...

...Nope...not yet.

[jexxer]

@ Matt Mercer

No.

Fix him.

FIX HIM.

[jexxer]

God damn we’re barely an hour into the stream and I am FUCKING DYING.

HILARITY IS AT ITS PEAK.

[seatlejuice]

All I wanna do, is help you turn into, a giant woman, a giANT WOMAN-

Caleb Widogast, to Beauregard, unable to see shit.  (via rosemary-distortion)

[jexxer]

MATT IS PLAYING A LITTLE BABY KENKU AND I AM DYING.

[jexxer]

Fjord is a sub: CONFIRMED.

[jexxer]

The Rick and Morty Season Three blu-ray had an episode with a commentary track by Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson, and another one by David Benioff, D.B. Weiss, and Peter Dinklage.

FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHOW?

[funnypages]

Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.

[the-moonlight-witch]

Gravity falls was one of the smartest and funniest shows on television and I miss it dearly.

[countslimeula]

“I am your god… long may I reign!”