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Hey there I'm Anna. Follow me if you want a laugh, because I re-blog what I laugh at so I hope you do too :)

[soinglorious-deactivated2021040]

[joshpeck]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

This should’ve been my gender reveal

[chainsawpunk]

[goth-aunt]

they look like this is the worst thing that has ever happened to them smh

[capacity]

It probably is

[leplastiquedick]

this is why i’m heterophobic

[meatprincess]

clearly their child is gay

[madelenemariee]

Be with somebody who always wants to know how you slept.

M.M. (via madelenemariee)

[ryuichifoxe]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

Friendly reminder that my dumbass isn’t good with hints, be direct.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Intimidating borks. 🔊

[2makeyewsmile-blog]

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

[hipster-trichster]

that was a wild ride

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[sushinfood]

i believed in this cat and was not let down

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

[rachelsgreen]

[rainydestiel]

Life hacks from thatsthat24

[analparrilla-blog]

[wistfulwatcher]

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

[legislacerator]

im at a point where i just don’t fucking care about anything. nickleback’s photograph came on the radio and i didn’t change the station. just sat there and listened to fucking nickleback. who gives a shit. we’re all going to die anyways

[paridise]

are u a chunky or smooth peanut butter person….. are u a milk or dark chocolate person….. are u a pancake or waffle person…