[kingsdarga]

just as i was posting this i thought “too many rooks” and now the song is in my head and i hate everything

[leadrooks]

jacob in a groupchat w henry and evie LOL

[leadrooks]

THAT UGLY FUCKING BITCHHHHHH I LOOOOOOVE HIMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kingsdarga]

ah yes jacob frye, master assassin, expert of stealth and subtlety

[leadrooks]

can you say something nice about webfluid / savieour

i don’t really have anything nice to say about him lol

[leadrooks]

im in a stream n i know that i dont have to speak but if i don’t i will literally die

[leadrooks]

if a pretty girl called jacob ugly he’d just start to get offended but then turn around n be like “yeah that’s fair”

[leadrooks]

jacob providing us w comedic relief while simultaneously assassinating a templar:

[leadrooks]

strums a guitar i LOVE YOU

I LOVE U TOO RUBY AAAAAAA 💞💕💖💘💗💓💞💕💘💖💗💓😍😍

[scartar]

id die for rome and rome only everyone else go home 

[leadrooks]

@reapred I LOV U SO MUCH NADIYA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ♥

[leadrooks]

alterlifes replied to your post: “kylie jenner fans start a gofundme for 100m to...

IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY U COULD LITERALLY BE DONATING TO SM BETTER CAUSES. THERE R FAMILIES BEING TORN APART THERES WAR AND HUNGER AND SO MUCH STUFF YOU CAN HELP OUT WITH BUT INSTEAD YOU DECIDE TO DONATE TO A MUSTY EGGPLANT OF A HUMAN BEING

kylie jenner is a socially inept brat and i cant stand her or her moronic fanbase i really cant

[leadrooks]

“kylie jenner fans start a gofundme for 100m to help her reach a billionaire status” im sorry... but WHAT.

[leadrooks]

jacob wears a top hat and he tips it in greeting. hes jsut like *Tips hat* hello sir and dabi has to close his eyes and take a deep breath to stop himself from just burning him alive right on the spot. prove me wrong

ive posted this pic already but this is jacob afta dabi tries to burn him alive

[scartar]

"it's okay if you don't like me, not everybody has good taste." LOL okay... this dumb bitch

“             sharp   words   from   someone   wearin’   a   fucking   top   hat ,   fuckhead .   ”   it’s   annoyance   that   clutches   his   voice   in   its   filthied   claws   —   raw ,   unadulterated   irritation ,    on   pair   with   that   sharp   gleam   of   his   eyes   .  .  .   well - night   murderous   then ,   their   inherent   shade   of   turquoise   awhile   devoured   by   an   illusion   of   sangria’s   ireful   red .   it   is   not   his   jab   that   gnaws   at   his   self - possessed   senses ,   no   :   it   is   the   implication   of   his   presence ,   the   evident   mimicry   tainting   each   of   his   words ,   their   sound   mirroring   the   screech   of   chalk .   it   is   both   droll   and   vexing .  this   time ,   it   makes   dabi   snarl .   “   out   of   my   way .   ”

[leadrooks]

jacob: the lab exploded assassin: [about jacob] you derailed a train evie: oh! :) he did, did he? :)

[greelin]

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

[greelin]

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks