Stages of liking a player
Stage 1: "Hmm... who's this fella?"
Stage 2: "So now I know his name and number, sweet!"
Stage 3: "Wow... he's a good player. I'll keep an eye on him more often."
Stage 4: "Heh, I got his jersey now" :3
Stage 5: "YOU FUCKTARD YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUCK! HOW COULD YOU!? WE COULD HAVE SCORED! YOU'RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU! DON'T LET ANYONE TOUCH YOU OR TELL YOU OTHERWISE! YOU'RE SO PERFECT! BUT HOW COULD YOU GIVE THAT UP!?"


















