surrender, flow, relax.

😱. hockey fan. No chill, all feels. Weirdly entranced by archery.

[caljordan]

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

[headedoutleft]

honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response

[transfemininomenon]

where would we be without them

[sail-not-drift]

obsessed with the habs top line winning awards for Most Responsible and Best Good Boy meanwhile their rookie goalie is biting people

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[goldensunset]

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[cinnamonghost23]

[happydivorce]

2026 nhl offseason, colourised

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[mundo-magico]

[timelooplesbianlesbianlooptime]

‘i chose to stay silent’

the face i stay silent with

[ed-recovery-affirmations]

This is a reminder to celebrate the small victories. Healing doesn't tend to look like massive improvement all at once. Just slow, grueling implementations of baby steps that can sometimes feel like they should be easy. But when the work is constant and the disorder is deeply ingrained, ease can never be taken for granted. Make sure you take time to appreciate everything you've accomplished. Make space for self-love, for appreciation of all your hard work, and for joy wherever you can find it.

[themenacewhowrites]

Now you see, this is the kind of nonsense I imagine Shane getting up to if his stick breaks or gets knocked out of his hands.

Most players: “Oh no! My stick is gone, I lost the puck!”

Shane Hollander the Monster That He Is: “Look Mom, no hands!”

[nyxelestia]

wait wait is that like...allowed??? I thought it would be like soccer where you can't use your hands, I would assume kicking pucks is banned in hockey???

[elizabethtenderlyatomic]

It's allowed! You can't kick the puck into the net and you definitely can't kick other players, but kicking it free from a board battle or kicking it to a teammate like this is fine.

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[finelythreadedsky]

[urie]

posting about white male hockey players while shaking my head to indicate i do not approve of their culture

[urie]

i do not think any of these men will see heaven which is why i construct intricate realities in my whimsical mind where they are beautiful ensouled women

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me