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hi folks ! leaf here from @spitfcre, @greenchrch & @unfamiliarties. this is my side blog for rp memes & prompts. this blog will be open to requests which you can submit through the ask box. no hate, no drama, no smut. be kind to one another and get sending in those requests. 

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bo burnham. inside quotes.

“ i’m bored.” “ interesting, now leave me alone.” “ sorry that i look like a mess.” “ i had a haircut but it got rescheduled.” “ i made you your favourite.” “ [name’s] been a little depressed.” “ it might not help but it couldn’t hurt.” “ i’m a special kind of white guy.” “ i’ve self reflected and i wanna be an agent of change.” “ i wanna leave this world better than i found it.” “ i don’t wanna do that.” “ i’m really fucking sorry.” “sexting: it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing.” “ um, what the fuck is going on ?” “ how am i thirty ?” “ yeah .. i am not feeling good.” “ all my clothes are dirty so i’m smelling like a bag of shit.” “ there’s gotta be a better way.” “ oh em gee, that is just my luck.” “ i haven’t had a shower in the last nine days.” “ maybe i should just shut the fuck up.” “ fuck their wives, drink their blood.” “ welcome to the internet.” “ we’ve got mountains of content. some better, some worse.” “ here’s a tip for straining pasta.” “ apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.” “ amateurs can fucking suck it.” “ i got a boyfriend and i’m crazy about him.” “ should i burn it ? is burning it bad ? what should i do with it ?” “ if we stick together, who knows what we’ll do.” “ it was always the plan to put the world in your hand.” “ the fbi killed martin luther king.” “ that is how the world works.” “ i hope you learned your lesson.” “ don’t you know the world is built with blood ?” “ that’s pretty abstract.” “ another night on my own.” “ you say the oceans rising like i give a shit.” “ you’re not gonna slow it.” “ heaven knows you tried.” “ well, well, look who’s inside again.” “ come out with your hands up, we’ve got you surrounded.” “ you say the whole world ended ? honey, it already did.” “ who wants a coffee ‘cos i’m doing a run.” “ i’m writing down the orders now for everyone.” “ don’t be scared.” “ don’t be shy.” “ come on in, the waters fine.” “ now my stupid friends are having stupid children.”

+ bonus: inside outtakes.

“ you owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent. ” “ this is a song about a chicken. ” “ spider hiding in the corner ! ” “ what the fuck is going on ? ” ” i refuse to do dishes ever again in my fucking life. ” “ my least favourite word, by the way, is injustice. ” “ i jumped up on the coffee table. ” “ um, no, fuck that. ” “ i am so cool. what a cool thing to do. ” “ fuck you dude, fuck you. ” “ am i going crazy ? maybe, maybe not. ” “ am i kinda hot ? ” “ i’m done being sad. ” “ i ain’t afraid of no spider. ” “ i am a weird looking dude. ” “ i’d rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish. ” “ our doing isn’t done and our done-ing isn’t did. ” “ oh, my phone makes me sad. ” “ tell me what you feel right now.  “ i’m living in the future. ” “ am i real or am i dying ? ”

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a very potter musical: sentence meme.

“ hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.” “ what the hell is a hufflepuff ?” “ [name], you little shit !” “ what the devil is going on in here ?” “ it’s gonna be totally awesome.” “ i'm the boy who lived. not died. god.” “ it was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. my father is dead. i have a dead father." “ oh my god, i have to fight a goat ? i don't think i can do that morally... ” “ oh my god i have to fight a dragon ? i can't do that i'm just a little kid ! " “ i don't know, [name], someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up ! " “ you're like this guy, that's just-- around, all the time, when i don't need a guy around. you're this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. ” " oh my wizard god ! " " i don't know [name], you're a hufflepuff why don't you FIND out. " i don't want my life to be like spiderman 3, i hated that movie. " “ maybe you'll just have to fight like mushu from mulan or something... " " well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not going to do that. " " it's just every time i look at her i get pains in my chest, and i just know it's her fault .. that bitch ! " “ if i had an invisibility cloak i'd use it so i'd never have to face my own reflection in the mirror. " " c'mon, let's go watch wizards of waverly place. " " how did you idiots get captured ? you were invisible ! " “ i can't believe i couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'unjellify.' " “ so basically, i’ve being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into gryffindor, a bad guy into slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want. ” “ and remember, a portkey can be a seemingly harmless object, like... a football, or... a dolphin. " " i'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces." " shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. ”  “ for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. ” “ what would zac efron say at a time like this ? ” " are you kids ready to fight a dragon ? of course you aren't, you're just children - what the hell am i thinking ? " " i would feed myself to aragog's children for that cup ! " " come on, i'm tired. can't we just be death eaters ? " " you know, i used to think looks weren't important and now i think they're more important than anything. " “ am i bleeding ? ” " actually I have heard those things, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much sass. ” “ drop the attitude, [name]. you’re acting like garfield on a monday. " " that is a boss zefron poster. " “ ou guys, go get snacks. ” “ oh shit, we barricaded the door. " " ah shit. " " it's because he's dead you dumb motherfucker. ” “ well, i believe everything has its place. ”  “ muggles have their place. mudbloods have their place. and so do your clothes. " " yes, i know, [name] ! i hear everything you hear ! " " when i rule the world, i'll have... snakes ! ” " we are going to get you laid. " " when i had a body, i had mad game with the bitches. ” "' usually i just kill people who try to get me to open up. ” " it's like that movie 'she's all that'. ” " ughh...now two people are mad at me ! "  " what do you want with a rocketship ? ” " no, i called you a squirrel. ” " hey, you. " " you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't ... it just makes them dead. " " so you came back ? ” “ i came home. ” “ aren't we an odd couple ? " " when i rule the world i'll plant flowers ! " “ oh my god. [name], shut up. " there's only one thing to do: i have to die.”  “ i love you all... except you, [name]. i can't fucking stand you." " i can’t sleep on my tummy. ”

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venom: let there be carnage. sentence meme.

“ you do not deserve to have nice things. ” “ those two need some serious couple counselling. ” “ you could just say: i’m happy for you. ” “ i’m so sorry, i don’t know what came over me. ” “ i miss her. ” “ you blow everything. ” “ you’re talking about [name] again.” “ if one more head goes missing we’ll be hauled off to area 51. ” “ look at all those weirdos ! my kind of people. ” “ time to die.” “ i am going to make you cry now.” “ i’ve been thinking about you, [name].” “ people love serial killers.” “ because you and i are the same.” “ what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine.” “ i have tasted blood before my friend and that is not it.” “ all i ever wanted in this world is carnage. ” “ i’m not a crazy man, but i am a vengeful one. ” “ you feel like home to me. like family. ” “ soon come chaos. chaos, soon come. ” “ every hero has an origin story. ” “ who said romance was dead ? ” “ it is only found in brains and chocolate. ” “ i’m just… hanging around. ” “ are you pen pals with an ant?” “ i herby invite you to witness my demise. ” “ it was a circus of hell with one bright light… ” “ you suck.” “ this is a me thing, not a we thing. ” “ everything is a ‘you’ thing. ” “ [full name] has a big secret.” “ something wicked this way comes. ” “ please, i got a family. ” “ any last words ? ” “ on a scale of 1 to 10, it’s 11 bad.” “ information is currency.” “ crapola. another one bites the dust. ” “ he/she/they kept me hidden because he/she/they was ashamed.” “ you’re never getting out of here. no one does. ” “ that is so hot.” “ my dream car. ” “ people are talking about seeing monsters. ” “ you know what secrets want? they want out. that’s why they are so hard to keep. ” “ you wanna break his heart too?” “ [name] is gonna have to fix all this by his little bitch self. ” “ no one likes you [name]. ” “ let’s go save that asshole. ” “ you are a cancer to everyone who ever loved you. ” “ we are wasting our talents. ” “ we found you. ” “ what do they say about an eye for an eye ? ” “ you’re going to watch her/him/them die. ” “ i wanted your friendship. ” “ it’s me they want. ” “ i made you special. ” “ this isn’t about being a hero. this is about wanting to live in peace. ” “ you’re not dead ? ” “ bad things happen around you. ” “ my angel, this is for you. ” “ my powers are too strong. ” “ welcome to your new home. ” “ your old boyfriend/girlfriend is finally getting what he deserves. ” “ take your tiny hands off of me. ” “ you are a bottom feeder. ” “ he read me poetry. ” “ the only scoop i am getting today is double chocolate chip. ” “ i think I’m pablo picasso. ” “ you said i could eat bad guys ! ” “ i can not live like this anymore. ” “ i cannot live on chicken and chocolate alone. ” “ you live in my body, you live by my rules. ” “ i can’t with this grossness. ” “ she did not know she needed our help. there is a difference. ” “ fuck this guy.” “ is [name] with you ? ” “ 80 billion light years of hive knowledge across universe would explode your tiny little brain. ” “ you made me feel like i was on a rollercoaster. ” “ are you hiding stuff from me ? ” “ i am not okay. ” “ the chocolate delivery hasn't arrived yet. ” “ commitment’s just not your thing. ” “ what's gonna happen ? you're gonna stop protecting me ? ”

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blood sentences. *potentially triggering content.

“ are you bleeding ?” “ you’re getting blood everywhere.” “ i can’t get the blood out.” “ you’re gonna bleed to death.” “ that’s not blood.” “ i’m bleeding. ” “ why the hell are you bleeding? ” “ i’ll get something to clean up the blood. ” “ why do you always end up bleeding ? ” “ he bled out just like that ? ” “ i can’t stop the bleeding.” ” i’m not drinking blood, that’s disgusting.” “ its a blood sacrifice. ” “ you’re covered in blood. ” “ it’s okay, it’s just blood. ” “ they’re gonna bleed to death if you don’t help. ” “ have you ever tasted human blood ? ” “ they say that the blood of another tastes like nothing else, even for a human. ” “ you get used to the blood lust. ” “ we need to clean up the blood. ” “ i’ll need your blood. ” “ there’s something in his blood, something wrong. ” “ why do you need eight gallons of blood ? ” “ tell me that isn’t blood.” “ who’s blood is that ? ” “ he bled out because of you, this is your fault. ” “ blood can only be payed with blood. ” “ there was so much blood. ” “ it’s okay, i just get nosebleeds sometimes. ” “ i think i broke a blood vessel or something. ” “ your blood tastes like no one else’s. ”

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graveyard based sentence starters.

“ um, no that’s fucking creepy.” ” i’m not going into a fucking graveyard at night, are you mental ?” “ i thought you said it was an unmarked grave ?” “ you shouldn’t enter a graveyard after midnight.” “ i think this one has been dug up fresh.” “ are we meant to be in here ?” “i’m pretty sure the sign that said “do not enter” was being serious. signs don’t tend to lie.” “ they died like hundreds of years ago but their grave should still be here.” “ there’s just so many of them.” “ shouldn’t there be a register or something ?” “ my grandpa is buried here.” “ i can’t believe they died so young.” ” you always hang around in graveyards ? ” “i’m not going back to that graveyard, not after last time.” “ they say she was buried alive.” “ you think anyone saw us ?” “ it’s not breaking and entering if no one sees us.” “ don’t be such a scaredy-cat.” “ no one is going to pop out of a grave.” “ we should stick to the path.” “ ghosts aren’t real and neither are zombies.” “ the chain was already off the gate, i’d say we’re fine.” “ this place gives me the creeps.” “ i can’t make out what it says.” “ did you hear something ?” “ you really come here every halloween ?” “ should that be open ?” “ that .. is a terrible name for a person.” “ oh look ! a raven. so spooky.” “ you got caught wandering around a graveyard at night ?” “ they said he crawled out of his own grave.” “ how does someone crawl out of their own grave ?” “ i have this recurring dream about waking up in my own grave, but i try not to read too much into it.”

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sapphic songs list. list of sings used to create the following prompts: one, two, three. as requested by @sapphoscore. 

space girl, frances forever, (feat. chloe moriondo). pretty girl, hayley kiyoko.  suddenly i see, kt tunstall. we could run, beth ditto. joanne, lady gaga.  almost (sweet music), hozier. she, hayley kiyoko. high society, betty who. we fell in love in october, girl in red. love stoned (cover), kaki king.  girls like girls, hayley kiyoko. she, dodie. 1980′s horror film II, wallows. baby you’re a haunted house, gerard way. sick of losing soulmates, dodie.  there she goes again, six pence none the richer. she loves and leaves, cafe spice scorpio rising, soccer mommy. around you, free cake for every creature. explotion, zolita.  betty, taylor swift.  girls, beatrice eli. sideline skyline, free cake for every creature.  wish you were gay, claud. would you be so kind, dodie. she, jen foster.  she loves and leaves, cafe spice ease my mind, hayley kiyoko.

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the guy who didn’t like musicals. starkid quotes.

“ do you like musicals?” “ sing the opening to moana !” “ what do you want, [name]?” “ alexa .. initiate self destruct.” “ i’ll get the piano.” “ you bet your ass we got booze.” “ you’re either in the smoke club or you’re out.” “ i’m authorising you to use my firearm.” “ are you frightened ??” “ oh my god .. his brain fell out !” “ i wanna go home.” “ you were right about, [name] .. they’re a hardcore stoner.” “ we hated you guys.” “ we hated ourselves.” “ i don’t like musicals !” “ well atleast she’s nice to me at church.” “ it is time .. to die.” “ hey ! i said i’d be a “better person”, i’m still not a “good” person.” “ c’mon karate kid, i wanna see you kick above your waist.” “ get in the trash can.” “ wait, no ! not my tummy !” “ we’re gonna kick your ass and then, we’re gonna fucking kick your ass.” “ that’s not his brain, it’s blue !!” “ i’m on vocal rest.” “ i don’t know how, i’m not a doctor !” “ but sweetheart .. it’s cuddle night.” “ i have very low blood sugar.” “ wear a watch !” “ uh .. fuck you ?” “ wait ! i’m not one of them, i’m human.” “ the guy just doesn’t like musicals.” “ are you gonna sign up for the company softball league ?” “ watch out, [name]. he might kick your head.” “ yeah, i don’t want to though.” “ i’m a presbyterian, i’m not gonna die in your dirty ass methodist church.” “ i’m gonna kick your head.” “ god dammit, [name]. now i have to go make a tea with honey.” “ well how the hell am i supposed to pop out of a trash can without scaring the shit out of you ?” “ i theorised this exact scenario thirty years go.” “ well if i’m gonna die i’m gonna go out doing the thing i love. .. screwing around with other man’s wife.” “ i thought i was gonna die in [place name]. fuck you [place name].” “ [name], i hate to say this right now but this is what seatbelts are for.”

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john dorie quotes. fear the walking dead. a birthday present for @tiesforged

“ so, what’s your story? ” “ i don’t kill either. atleast i try not to. ” “ doesn’t take a whole day to recognise sunshine. ” “ well, i locked the door before i left. ” “ it’s been a while since i talked to someone.” “ i’m glad we found you.” “ are you hungry ? i could cook you something.” “ boy i tell you what .. that is some ugly mustard. ” “ may i take this opportunity to apologise for shooting your gun ? ” “ i haven’t been around people in a long time.” “ i’m startin’ to think maybe we got all the luck in this world.” “ that guy .. that was a unique kind of asshole.” “ i know i’ll never see her again.” ” thank you. i’m gonna go throw up now.” “ when you left, was it because you didn’t love him ? ” ” it’s not too late.” “ you’re safe now, don’t you worry ‘bout that.” “ i got beans .. and i got beans.” “ i loved you from the first day you washed up on my shore.” “ you better hold on to these, for the time being. just incase.” “ it takes more than one bad afternoon, or a good one, to turn somebody.” “ you've been held at gunpoint with somebody, i think you earned the right to call him friend. ” “ truth is something you can't get around. ” “ now that’s an antique, only one other one like it.” “ when i couldn’t find [name], i went to a dark place just like you.” ” i’m gonna talk to you so i don’t start talking to myself again, alright ?” “ i just want it to be over.” “ you’re injured. i need to see how bad, okay ?” “ people deserve to live in a world where they know which way is up.” “ i need you alive. if you’re alive then the whole world feels alive. ” “ i thought i would never speak to you again, and i realised there was so much i hadn’t said.” “ i can’t keep going with those things unsaid.” “ i’m telling you, i’m gonna find her. i am. ” “ i know there ain’t no happy endings, but you gotta fight for every day.” “ i hate that thing.” “ i’m gonna take care of this wound as best i can and get you to sleep.” “ you had no right, that was not your choice to make !” “ he had to do what he did, it’s who he was.”

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the worlds end. quotes from the 2013 film.

“ let’s boo-boo ! ” “ me ? they call me the king.” “ wtf, [name]. wtf. ” “ history’s a sketchbook.” “ oh my god .. i’m so cute.” “ i think our luck has changed. ” “ look at these cunts.” “ oh crumbs ! ” “ i got lost on the ring road.” “ we had ourselves a little idea.” “ you have a very selective memory, [name].” “ it’s pointless arguing with you.” “ don’t worry, i’m not trying to have sex with you. ” “ how can you tell if you’re drunk if you’re never sober.” “ what the fuck does ‘wtf’ mean ?” “ we are the human race, and we don't like being told what to do ! ” “ he said we’re a bunch of fuck ups.” “ stop fucking starbucking us man ! ” " every year is the anniversary of a year." “ you need help, [name].” " to err is human, so... err." “ just leave us to our own devices, you intergalactic arseholes ! ” “ and we're back! just like the five musketeers ! ” “ yeah .. fuck it.” “ have you got any drugs ?” “ a) i did not and b) how did you know about that ?! ” “ a) it’s a small town, b) i’m not stupid. ” “ get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to legoland you cunts ! ” “ we wanna be free. we wanna be free to do what we wanna do ! we wanna get loaded. and we wanna have a good time. ” “ it says ‘king gay’.” “ i’m not proud of it .. i am a bit. ” “ you don’t need to do this, [name].” “ oh, fuck off you big lamp ! ” “ we need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us. ” “ yeah because we are more belligerent, more stubborn, and more idiotic than you can possibly imagine ! ” “ i don’t even know what a pronoun is.” “ jesus, i do something right for a change, and you fuckers get on my case ! ” “ basically no one else has a better idea, so fuck it.” “ i haven't had a drink for sixteen years.” " it's difficult to put into words, but if i had to choose three, i'd say 'really, really sad. ” “ oh, you are in trouble now ! It's only the fucking three musketeers ! ” " i just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy." “ at this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy. ” “ this civilization was founded on fuck-ups. ” “ ever have one of those nights that starts out like any other but ends up being the best night of your life ? ” “ i think they missed a trick only having three musketeers 'cos if they'd had five then two could've died and they'd still have three left. ” “ it never got better than that night. ” “ there’s something i need to tell you right now .. unless you do want to have sex in which case i’ll tell you afterwards. ” “ must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you ? ” “ you may think [name] is a bit of a cock, and he is a bit of a cock, but he's MY cock ! ” “ i fucking know what i fucking said. ” “ i remember sitting up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes and seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break and knowing in my heart life would never feel this good again. ” “ that's a good name for a band, [name], you should write that down. ” “ she left me, [name]. she took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago. ” “ you know what "help" was? help was a lot of people sitting in a circle talking about how fuckin' awful things had got. that is not my idea of a good time. ” “ wow, that is the first time i’ve ever heard you admit being wrong. ” “ i still think nothing that has been suggested in the last 10 minutes beats "smashy smashy egg men. ” “ i haven't seen you in twenty years ! you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies toilet ? ” “ leave me alone, what do you care, anyway ?! ” “ ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. that's going to look suspicious. “ who the fuck are you to come down here and tell us what to do ?! ” “ you know your problem, [name] ? you’re never wrong. ”

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final space quotes. lines from season one. part one. 

“ what the crap, [name] ? ” “ it’s an alien on my face ! ” “ is that your son ? ” “ tough titty wampus ! ” “ get off my cheeks, [name] ! ” “ i could come with you. ” “ death is sweeter than life. ” “ four minutes of oxygen left, [name]. ” ” now would be the time to come and scoop me out. “ what are the odds that i’m secretly immortal ? ” “ that was a good speech but .. nah. ” “ stop this. i’m begging you. stop. ” “ they have street meat, [name]! ” “ i like how you speak words. ” “ hm, cute guy but issues. definite issues.” ” why would they connect the nerve endings to my robot hand ?!?! ” “ i’m gonna have a whole bunch of adventures ! ” “ get. your. finger. out. of. my. tummy ! ” ” when i woke up this morning i did not think: i’m going to die today. ” “  traps are just open casting calls for heroes. ” “ that sucks. why does that suck so hard ?” “  i'm a very creative guy. like, wouldn't it be cool if they had, like, laser eyes ? ” “ as excited as i am about today, i'm even more excited for tomorrow. ” “ what in the name of the three rings of hell did you do ?” “ what a bunch of nerds.” “ i’m not running away, not this time. ” “ he’s not coming, [name]. i’m afraid no one is. ” “ if we’re talking percentages of me becoming an eight-sided enhanced t-rex .. what are the odds ? ” “ not at first, but not at second and don’t even get me started on thirdly. ” " you're the only one i can open up my heart wallet to and spend all of my hurt coins with. " “ if i don’t get off this ship everyone dies. ” “ we’re not flirting, just like old times. ” “ i’m gonna harness the crap out of destiny ! ” “ you look like if crap built a house on crap.” “ why are you showing me this ?” “ huh, guy just got sucked into a big ol’ butt hole. ” ” cheer up, you won’t have to live with the guilt much longer. ” “ it’s obvious, i’m hallucinating. ” “ what the hell is a ‘tough titty wampus’ ? ” ” i’m not joining him, you freakin’ weirdo. ” “ okay, you’re digging deep and there’s some real powerful self discovery stuff going on here .. but there’s a big ol’ laser that’s about to fire, so if we could stick a pin in this and pick it up over snacks soonish ?? ” “ you sent them right to me. ” “ we’re the good guys now. ” ” a world could end if we don’t close the breach.” “ don’t make me watch this.” “ [name], wake the hell up ! ” “ [name], these are my coordinates. come find me. i mean at your leisure but like, for me preferably fast. that’d be great.” “ if i could pour a tall glass of truth juice for you, real quick, [name] ..” “ there’s a bake shop on this thing ?” “ odds are, that douche instructed his dickheads to hide it." “ you double crossing sphincter sack.” “ friends stick together through thick and thin, and thinner, and nothing. ” “ i've pulled the cupid's arrow out, snapped it, and threw it into the breakup flames. toast a marshmellow, and get on with your life." “ i don’t have a reason to trust any of you, so i’m going with the guy literally covered in guns. ” “ you expect us to climb through this electric pain maze without making a sound ? we’re not wizards ! ”

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thirteen going on thirty quotes. lines from the 2004 film.

“ i like your dress.” ” i want a fluffy pillow ! ” “ arrivederci. ” “ au revoir. ” ” i’m a tough bitch. ” “ i’ve always loved you. ” “ i saw his thingy ! ” “ oh god, not his thingy. ” “ we’re not friends anymore. ” “ you’re my best friend. ” “ oh my gosh, it's the naked man ! ” “ you want to know a secret ? ” “ it doesn’t matter what she said. ” “ i can’t believe you invited those clones. ” “ you’re being a little paranoid. ” “ i don’t have any real friends. ” ” i love you, you’re my best friend. ” ” he thinks i’m beautiful? ” “ you want to know a secret ? ” “ speaking of disasters, what is she doing here ? ” “ you can’t just turn back time. ” “ i’m friends with madonna ? ” “ i barely recognized you. did you get a nose job ? ” “ i hope you choke on your own bile, you pretentious, conniving snake. ” “ never got quite that reaction before. ” ”  can you tell i'm wearing underwear, cos i totally am. ” “ i think you’re the sweetest guy i’ve ever known. ” “ are things so bad you had to come to a party to eat free food ? ” “ oh, those aren't people, honey. those are models. ” “ i stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade. ” “  i know i made a lot of mistakes, but i don't regret making any of them. ” “  stop being so nice to me. i don't deserve it. ” ” that was a new level of sleaze even for you. ” “ you don't always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know ? ” “  can you hear that, sir ? can you hear the music ? ” “ i'll have a pina colada, not virgin. wanna see my id ? totally have it ! ” “ [name], if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27. ” “ please get in the car, we're gonna be late. ” “ you are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and i don't like you at all. ” “ okay you can wipe the doe-eyed-bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face. ” “  i'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know i'm hung over. ” “ do you know what kind of person i am now ? ”

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when harry met sally quotes. lines from the 1989 film.

“ you realize of course that we could never be friends. ” “ the second time we met you didn’t even remember me. ” “ if you could take him back now, would you ? ” “ you didn’t hate me, i hated you. ” “ i drove him away. ” “ most women at one time or another have faked it. ” “  why didn't he want to marry me ? what's the matter with me ? ” “ all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have faked it so you do the math. ” “ i love that after i spend the day with you, i can still smell your perfume on my clothes. ” “ [name], you might not believe this, but i never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice. ” “ it is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk. ” “ all this time i thought he didn't want to get married. but, the truth is, he didn't want to marry me. he didn't love me. ” “ a woman friend. this is amazing. you may be the first attractive woman i have not wanted to sleep with in my entire life. ” “ there is too much pepper on my paprikash. ” “ this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form. ” ” i  love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. ” “ you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance. ” “ i'd like the pie heated, and i don't want the ice cream on top, i want it on the side. and i'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. if not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. if it's out of a can, then nothing.” “ when i buy a new book, i read the last page first. that way, in case i die before i finish, i know how it ends. ” “ that my friend is a darkside. ” “ i was being nice ! ” “ it's amazing. you look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death. ” “ that’s the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve ? ” “ i’ll have what she’s having. ” “ marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. it's just a symptom that something else is wrong. ” “ i don't know, he's just sort of faceless. ” “ you made a woman meow ? ” “ well i guess we’re not going to be friends then. ” “ would you like to have dinner ?... just friends. ” “ well they haven’t faked it with me. ” “ i don't have to take this crap from you. ” “ you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their "i's" with little hearts. ” “ i can’t do this anymore. I am not your consolation prize. ” “ i want you to know that i will never want that wagon wheel coffee table. ” “  i love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like i'm nuts. ” “ no one has ever quoted me back to me before. ” “ you take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship. " “ i've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, i love you. ” “ i’m saying that the right man for you might be out there right now and if you don’t grab him, someone else will, and you’ll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that someone else is married to your husband. ” “ well that “symptom” is fucking my wife. ” “ i love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. ” “ if you're so over him, why aren't you seeing anyone ? ” “ doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed. ” “ you see ? that is just like you, [name]. you say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you. ” “ there are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance. ” “ no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. ” “ they should put the two sections together, real estate and obituaries-- mr. klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace. ” “ the fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. if it's either (a) or (c), please call me back. ” “ i came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ”

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sapphic songs sentence meme. part three. sentences inspired by sapphic songs.

“ space girl, show me the stars. ” “ i promised that i wouldn’t say goodbye.” “ i’ll be whatever you need.” ” i know you got to taste like candy.” “ all the stars were shining bright when she kissed me.” “ her face is a map of the world. ” “ we could run.” “ i wouldn’t know where to start.” “ we’re dancing in the sky. ” “ we will always be some kind of wonderful.” “ you look so pretty and i love this view. ” “ lets get lost and let the good times roll. ” “ this feeling it remains.” ” she kissed me in a way that i’ve never been kissed before.” “ every part of my aching heart needs you. ” “ wanna be that girl you can’t forget. ” “ i was meant to find you.” “ a silk lapel suits you well.” “ i never thought you’d ever ask.” “ i’ve been thinking we’re meant to be.” “ baby you’re a haunted house.” “ be still my foolish heart.” “ she holds you captivated in her power. ” “ yeah i want you, do you want me too ? ” “ you could call this a great mistake.” “ you know the galaxies of my heart. ” “ i wanna be your king, be your queen, whatever you want.” “ i want to let you know she’s more than a friend.” “ i wanna give you a ring. ” “ this is where i wanna be.” “ we fell in love in october. ” “ you know i’ll never leave ya. ” “ in the dark we dance together.” “ now she walks around without a care.” “ some moments were meant to last but this ain’t one.” “ then she said: “i’m really not that into guys.””

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sapphic songs sentence meme. part two. sentences inspired by sapphic songs.

“ i’m sick of losing soulmates.” “ don't think of my life anywhere but in your arms tonight. ” “ you’re made from the stars. ” “ i’ve found someone i think is wonderful. ” “ i’m just a victim of changing planets. ” “ there she goes again.” “ am i allowed to look at her like that ? ” “ i’ve found true love.” “ you want warm and i’m something colder. ” “ she means everything to me.” “ oh hey relax, i didn’t tell them jack. ” “ i’m nobody’s mother. ” “ i can finally see you’re as fucked up as me.” “ some weights sure worth more than others. ” “ have a seat in the sunshine. ” “ just try and stop us.” “ we couldn’t be more far apart.” “ you downplay the weight by talking quick. ” “ this is what everybody dreams of.” “ the light just wants to hang around you. ” “ in the girls room, hip to hip. ” “so where do we begin ? ” “ would you be so kind as to fall in love with me ?” “ you left some things unsaid. ” “ she makes me feel like nothing else matters, not even what the world thinks. ” “ and i liked you more for that. ” “ why are you staring ? ” “ would you tell me to go fuck myself ? ” “ i dreamed of you all summer long. ” “ there’s nothing to be afraid of, it’s only love.” “ she tastes like apple juice and peach.” “ i just want to hang around you. ” “ i stole the book about your favourite band. “ “ i’ve been listenin’ to your breathin’.” “ i’ve fallen in love. ” “ i see pictures in my head of my head between her legs.” “ i got the girls on my mind all the time.”

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sapphic songs sentence meme. part one. sentences inspired by sapphic songs.

“ i wish you were gay. ” “ ease my mind. ” “ is that sappho you’re reading ? ” “ i think that she knows. ” “ you’ve been on my mind again. ” “ a sort of fairytale with you. ” “ i wish I found love. ” “ i’m trying to forget her face. ” “ like a good book, i can’t put this down. ” “ you’re selfish with your affection. ” “ i wake up in the morning time and there’s no one here right by my side. ” “ you’re all I’ve been i’m dreaming of. ” “ your magic is my disease. ” “ i should be into this guy but it’s just a waste of time. ” “ he’s really not my type. ” “ no, this is not a phase. ” “ i know what i like. ” “ fill my mind with dirty dreams. ” “ i’m not talking about boys, i’m talking about girls. ” “ she stole my heart and ran away. ” “ i’m in love with my best friend. ” “ i don’t think she can be replaced. ” “ i’m really not that into guys. ” “ i’ve been hiding for so long. ” “ these feelings, they’re not gone. ” “ i’m afraid of what they’ll say. ” “ so i push them all away. ” “ you’re my queen. ” “ she loves and she leaves. ” “ when I’m with you there’s no other. ” “ are we sisters or are we lovers ? ” “ it’s a mindless love affair. ” “ i could kiss her but your lips taste better. ” “ girls like girls like boys do. ”

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tessa violet lyrics. lyric sentence starters from tessa violet’s music.

“ it’s four am again. ” “ you’d think i could sense a trend. ” “ i’m staying up to late, just so I can stay awake. ” “ wish i weren’t so self obsessed.” “ wish that i could be the best. ” “ but I’m nervous and i’m bored.” “ i’m so bored of waking up. ” “ i’m exhausted by my heart. ” “ i’d feel good if only i could finish what i start.” “ i’m never tired. ” “ just hoping i find purpose in these pictures on my phone. ” “ my new habit of the week: saying sorry when i speak. ” “ but it’s stuck inside my head. ” “ i can’t get out of bed. ” “ i don’t wanna be ignored. ” “ i’m bored of being all alone. ” “ i’m filling up on these lies. ” “ i just wish you’d love me. ” “ i’m so bored of these thoughts inside my head. ” “ you look too hard and you see it’s a joke. ” “ yeah you think your trapped, but it’s nothing but smoke. ” “ you want it better but you only choke. ” “ is this all there is ? ” “ i can’t focus on what needs to get done. ” “ you think I’m tepid but I’m misdiagnosed. ” “ i’m just try’na play it cool now. ” “ you make it difficult to not over think. ” “ i wanna touch you but don’t wanna be weird. ” “ but I could be your crush. ” “ hoping that you’d text me. ” “ i got a fascination with your presentation. ” “ i’m pretending you ain’t been on my mind. ” “ i’ve been thinking about your touch. ” “ yeah it’s true that I’m a little bit intense. ” “ can you blame me when you keep me on the fence ? ” “ i know there’s no peace in that. ” “ i could tell myself a thousand times. ” “ you could make a toy of me and i’d agree. ” “ but you keep on playing games with me. ” “ i hate the way you break and you take and you tear me down. ” “ boy you really oughta knock it off right now. ” “ i know i should trust my gut, because i know that that’s something up. ” “ you’re hiding even when you’re by my side. ” “ you’re lying. ” “ everything with you is trying. ” “ i don’t wanna keep on crying if i’m the only one. ” “ i’ve been telling everyone i’m fine but i feel like i lost my mind. ” “ if i knew it all along, was i wrong ? ” “ am i the only one ? ”