We must be weird at all costs.

Leaf | he/it | white | I don't tw/cw bugs (or any other animal) | DMs open, under 16 DNI, I keep interactions with minors to a minimum. | art blog is @leafytaffyart

[leafytaffy]

grumble. I'm being asked to leave tumblr for good so please follow me on Bluesky.

leafytaffy.bsky.social

[smellyvampirez]

dont get me started on pacman

[smellyvampirez]

[maykitz]

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

[maykitz]

[catgirlforeskin]

[natalieironside]

A magical girl anime about 3 classmates who are granted the legendary powers and personas of Negative Nancy, Nervous Nellie, and Debbie Downer

[cipheramnesia]

Debbie Downer is famously responsible for imploding the Titan sub

[cipheramnesia]

Nervous Nellie goes into her magical girl transformation sequence and when it ends she's just a horse.

[diabloindigo]

Character designs concept art from Sony Animation’s GOAT (2026).

Art by Chloe Veillard (badmiaou on Instagram) and Donminique Dawson (costume designer)

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[buwheal]

acrylic paint is evil.

[captain-price-returns]

[smellyvampirez]

dont get me started on pacman

[smellyvampirez]

[owlgams]

Didn't want it to leave

[dogpuppy]

[smellyvampirez]

:D

[eoh666]

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[paintedhen]

based on personal experiences

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world