Delightfully Domestic Starters
“The coffee pot didn’t turn on this morning.”
“Who’s turn was it for breakfast?”
“It’s my day off, I earned the right to be lazy.”
“This could get fixed by a professional, or it could be fixed by an amateur for free.”
“You’re under arrest for being a blanket thief.”
“The use of cold feet in bed, as a leverage tool, is illegal.”
“How was your day at work?”
“I’m going to need a bath…”
“No no, you’re sick. You rest, I’ll take care of everything.”
“I think we need to go on a bit of a grocery trip.”
“I’ve noticed all the laundry was done. You didn’t have to.”
“Leftovers, or more take out?”
“The neighbor is getting obnoxiously loud at night.”
“When was that garden gonna get started again?”
“Dishes… right the dishes. In the next few minutes I swear.”
“I know you like my shirts but now you’ve even stolen my doubles.”
“All your oversized shirts belong to me now.”
“I can’t help what I do in my sleep. That includes what’s done with the blankets.”
“You were tossing and turning last night. You okay?”
“I’m not sick, I’m only slightly ill. There’s a difference. I can handle today.”
“So dinner was being made… and then I realized the smoke alarm was broken.”
“Duct tape is a temporary, long term fix to everything.”
“I love you, but you’re beginning to pass out mid sentence. Go to bed.”
“You can’t tell me what to do, I can do what I want!”
“If there is more noise at 2am I swear…”
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