League Bible

Searching through the deserts we found a collection of books. The following verses are from such said books. Book of Junglers Book of Support Book of Assassins Book of Tops Book of Ninjas Book of Demacia Items Toxic players

[gunnar-tbh]

i’m sorry thivus

[thresh-the-chain-warden-deactiv]

RETURN THE SLAB! OR SUFFER SHURIMA’S CURSE!

Azir (via thresh-the-chain-warden)

[parents-vs-esports]

So how does LOL lead to substance abuse? I've been playing these games for a long time and i am successful college student with many friends and a highly active social life. I don't do drugs. In fact none of my friends do. In fact most of my friends are Christians as well as I. There really Isn't anything wrong with playing e-sports in moderation is there? If you are a parent and your child plays too much League or starcraft, it is up to you to tell them no, correct?

"So how does LOL lead to substance abuse?"

IN THE GOSPEL OF PETER PENG 3:16 IT SAYS “THOSE WHO TAKE UPON MULTI-PLAYER ONLINE BATTLE ARENA SHALL INVOKE THE WRATH OF KOREAN JESUS.”

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*tips deathcap*

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they seem to have been raised

[i-feel-dirty]

Our Donger, Who art in Dignitas,

Hallowed be Thy Name.

Thy Victories come.Thy Games be done,

on earth as it is in NA LCS.

Give us this day our daily dongers.

And forgive us our throws,

as we dominate those who throw against us.

And lead us not into greed,but deliver us from copypasterino.

Imaqtpie.

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AND IN THAT MOMENT, I SWEAR WE WERE INFINITE DURESS

Warwick 7:11

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I WILL HAND YOU EASILY ENRAGED PLAYERS, ARTISANS OF BITCHING. YOU SHALL BE FUEL FOR THEIR FIRE, YOUR MISTAKES SPEWED ACROSS ALL CHAT. YOU SHALL PLAY WITH THEM AGAIN, FOR I, MATCHMAKING, HAVE SPOKEN.

Matchmaking 21:33

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I SUFFER NOT A SUPPORT TO GIVE ADVICE, NOR TO HAVE AUTHORITY OVER THE ADC, BUT TO BE IN SILENCE.

Sona 21:2

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BLESSED IS THE CHAMPION THAT GRABS YOUR LITTLE CARRIES AND SMASHES THEM AGAINST HIS METAL FIST.

Blitzcrank 13:9

[leagueofbible]

THE ENTIRE LAND WILL BECOME A HUNTING GROUND COVERED BY SAPLINGS.

Maokai 4:13

-foolish-little-boy

[leagueofbible]

FROM THE BUSH, THE PALE WHITE LIGHT CURVED. IT STRUCK. FOR A SPLIT SECOND THE MOON SHOWN BRIGHTLY ON THAT CHAMPION. ON THEIR ITEMS, THEIR CS, THEIR KDA. NONE OF THAT MATTERED ANYMORE FOR THE MOON ALSO SHOWN BRIGHLY ON THE FEAR IN THEIR EYES. THIS WAS A FEAR GREATER THAN THAT OF THE HARBINGER, THE JESTER OR THE ETERNAL NIGHTMARE. THIS WAS THE FEAR OF THE DIANA GANK.

Book of Assassins

Diana 13:12

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AND IN A SPLIT SECOND, BOTH EVES APPEARED BEFORE EACH OTHER. AS IF BY INSTINCT BOTH BEGAN TO ATTACK WITH HATE SPIKE, BOTH EVES EMBRACED EACH OTHERS AGONY, BOTH SCRATCHED WITH FURIOUS NAILS, BUT ONE EVELYNN NUKED HARDER. ONE EVELYNN'S SPIKES PIERCED THE OTHERS HEALTH FASTER.WITH NO CONTEST, AP EVE WAS THE ALPHA EVE.

Book of Assassins

Evelynn 3:26

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BUT SOFT, WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER BUSH SHEILD OF DAYBREAKS? TIS LEONA FROM THE RIVER, AND I AM NOW STUNNED

Book of Support

Leona 4:5

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NEVER ABANDON THINE TEAM IN TIMES OF GREAT FIGHT.

Good Players 14:7

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NEVER LOOK A GANKING HACARIM IN THE MOUTH.

Book of Junglers

Hacarim 8:23

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LAUGHTER WAS HEARD, AS IF FROM EVERYWHERE AT ONCE. IT GREW DARK. ALLIES DISAPPEARED FROM VIEW, BUT THEY WERE FEET AWAY. THEN HE APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE, AS I CEASED TO EXIST.

Book of Assassins

Nocturne, 9:12

-iseeshikari