you sigh, look away

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hey guys. it's been fun! if anyone wants to find me then my writing blog is howverywrites or you can throw me a message w your skype and i'll add you. xxxxx

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@tarantinhoe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2890zHZYOw0

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macavley:

Unsurprisingly, Macauley picked up on the reference. He shifted his weight from one foot to the other, nodding his head at the explanation. “I think it’s all kind of poetic,” he shrugged. “I mean, you’ve all grown up knowing the risks and many of you still take it. Kind of makes you wonder if humanities evolution is self destructing,” he hummed in pretend thought, not at all thinking this deeply about the subject. “Or maybe you just all need something to do with your hands and there aren’t enough people to jerk off during your work breaks.”

This was no time for this nonsense. Leah knew already she wasn’t going to escape the assembly now, so a cigarette would have to suffice. Lighting up while she pretended to pay attention to his ramblings, thinking that maybe entertaining it would allow her a little longer away from the sea of bodies. “Tight,” she nodded, “I definitely jerk of on all of my work breaks. It’s called effective time management.”

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macavley:

“Fuck, don’t have a meltdown,” Macauley said, eyes wide in mock shock. “I’m just trying to do my fucking job. Since when did millennials get so into smoking?”

“Meltdown?” She laughed, rolling her eyes at him missing her sarcasm. Often it was too convincing for her own good. “Since we all watched Skins and got a taste for being edgy, dude.” With a groan, Leah retrieved a pack of smokes from her pocket just to make the story convincing.

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If you're

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@tarantinhoe: takin a buzzfeed which mean girls character r u quiz cant talk rn

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@therorykieffer: @badlymilligan if you wanna talk like an adult and not a toddler, you know my number

@tarantinhoe: @badlymilligan @therorykieffer YOU CAME AT HER FIRST IN WHAT DANG WORLD

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RT jesse_harmon95: a concept: rory, simmering the fuck down

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@therorykieffer: @tarantinhoe play like what?

@therorykieffer: @tarantinhoe also i can fight my own battles. i don't need any fucking yellow minions to help me.

@tarantinhoe: @therorykieffer somebody come get this mess.. consider this: dont

@tarantinhoe: @therorykieffer i look mf cute in overalls dont @ me like this dude

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@therorykieffer: @tarantinhoe okay... @badlymilligan recruiting for friends now because you're an immature child? nice.

@tarantinhoe: @therorykieffer when ur own friends dont defend u so u have to play like this

@tarantinhoe: @therorykieffer get a life that doesnt revolve around her, babe xx find ur callin

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@therorykieffer: @badlymilligan listen blair witch, go back to the woods where you came from.

@tarantinhoe: @therorykieffer SHUT THE FUCK UP crawl back into ur mouse hole no 1 cares log tf Out

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[text 📲 ] leah 🍔

Oliver: as long as i don't have to listen to them crying i am going to open another bag right now

Oliver: you've got five minutes. i only have so much self control

Oliver: question, whiskey or vodka? i would offer something else but i had a guy over last night and he drank like a true alcoholic so i am running low

Oliver: didn't even get a fuck out of it either. just a drunk guy passed out on my couch

Leah: whiskey always im a gwron ass woman

Leah: oh no im so sorry for your loss wouldve kicked him out even tho im in no way entitled to anyones body

Leah: u need to pick one that are thirsty for more than booooze

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[text 📲 ] 👸 ms carter

STELLA: You WHAT?? I'm screenshotting this one, too. What a big day!

LEAH: lmao think u have the wrong number

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[text 📲 ] 911 🚨

WES: what movie do u want me to like

LEAH: Candy (2006)

LEAH: r u hittin on me

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[text 📲 ] 👸 ms carter

STELLA: !!!!!!!! I screenshotted that just for my future records

LEAH: noooooooo shit this is just the worst thing i trusted u

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[text 📲 ] 911 🚨

WES: yea it just shows how little u care about myself and my preferences

LEAH: what can i say my dude

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macavley:

“The assembly is in there, sheep!” Macauley shouted out to the stray student that had somehow found their way out of the auditorium. “I’m not here to babysit. Just to usher people in.”

Hands thrown up in the air, feigning innocence despite very obviously trying to sneak out of the crowd, Leah froze, “Hey, I don’t want any trouble. No baby to sit, just a nicotine fiend. Too much to ask? Don’t know if you can legally revoke my right to lung cancer. This is America, dang it.”