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@leaimogenn
“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on” (for lea, obvi)
FESTIVE PROMPT LIST
Lea, you can’t play “All I Want for Christmas is You” 70 times in a row without someone wanting to gauge their eardrums out with a fork. Stop. This. Madness.
“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” (from lea)
FESTIVE PROMPT LIST
Dear God. Lea, I am not driving you to the ER because you have absolutely zero self-control AGAIN. If I have to physically remove this peppermint schnapps from your hands we’re gonna have problems, kid.
Get to know the people in my muse’s life.
Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you about…
🌟 …someone my muse trusts. 💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart. 💕 …someone my muse loves. 😒 …someone my muse hates. 🔥…someone my muse would die for. 💀 …someone my muse would kill for. 👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend. 💘 …someone my muse has a crush on. 🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past. 👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust. 💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires. 👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore. 😉 …someone my muse has had sex with. 💋 …someone my muse used to date. 😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh. 👪 …someone in my muse’s family. 👑 …someone my muse is jealous of. 👊 …someone who hates my muse. 👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. 👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget. 🍓…someone my muse has never met, but wants to meet. 👰 …someone my muse would consider marrying.
Festive Prompt List
“Is that mistletoe?”
“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”
“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”
“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”
“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”
“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”
“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on”
“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”
“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”
“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”
“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”
“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”
“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
“You’d make a really terrible Santa”
“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”
“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”
“You call this decorated?”
“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”
“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”
“It looks like Santa threw up here”
“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”
“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?”
“Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”
“Secret Santa is bullshit”
“Tell me what you want for Christmas”
“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”
“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”
“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”
“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”
“I got you a Christmas sweater!”
“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”
“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”
“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”
“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”
“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”
“You really can’t cook, can you?”
“Who the hell turned off the oven?!”
“This calls for eggnog”
“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”
“Just how much eggnog have you had?”
“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”
“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”
“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”
“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”
“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”
“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”
“You made gingerbread zombies?”
“Step away from the cookies.”
“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”
“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?”
long-ritsuka:
“Okay but would you rather become famous over night for an annoying viral video or become a meme?”
“Honestly? The meme. People respond more positively to memes. Viral videos can go horribly wrong pretty fast. Plus, I would love to share a meme with myself on it.”
ellie-hensley:
“Today was quite, quite the day at work. One of my patients woke up from a coma, and well he had a stiffy. I got so embarrassed. My face went as red as a tomato. Things like this always seems to happen.”
“That’s so painfully awkward but also probably one of the most hilarious things I’ve heard in a while. I think I would have a laughing fit, and then get fired for it. That’s amazing.”
noradandridge:
It was dark when Nora clocked out and headed home. On the way however, she had decided to stop for an over priced, Christmas themed coffee and head through the park. People were out walking their dogs as she took a bench and cradled the coffee in her hand, trying to warm up. It had been a long day and she was exhausted and trying not to think about having to do it all over again tomorrow. She shifted on the bench “No, it’s free-” she stifled a yawn with her hand “-Take a seat, though be warned, its freezing.”
Lea had decided they needed a pick me up on their break, and coffee was just the thing to do that. And possibly the brisk cold air would wake them up a little bit. But first, coffee. Of course. So, one white chocolate mocha latte with an extra shot later, Lea had decided to walk through the park back to the gallery. But, half way through the park, Lea decided that a change of scenery might be nicer than drinking their coffee at their work. So, they found a girl on a bench, and, after asking if the seat was taken, Lea smiled and sat. “Fleece lined leggings are a life saver this time of year, and warm drinks, of course. Saves cold hands and cold bottoms alike.”
Lea’s favorite thing to do, besides make art, of course, was to dance, sometimes, that meant dancing along to music in their underwear in their small studio, and other times, that meant going out and getting drunk and dancing the night away with their friends. Like tonight. There was so much going on with their head, with being alone for the holidays to their next show to just life, that they needed to let loose a little bit. Thankfully, Annika was always down for a bit of fun.
They were dancing, Lea’s long curls bouncing as they moved to the beat of the song pumping through the speakers, There was bodies writhing, eyes closed, content smile as they moved to the beat. Then, there was alcohol. “I need another drink” Lea shouted over the music, before reaching for the others hand, nodding towards the bar, and leading the two of them through the crowd.
@annika-j
I think you’re amazing and have a beautiful smile
You're fun and cute, and dear God, I want to put my dick in you.
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
I got you.
@leaimogen
“You know” Lea began, leaning over the back of the couch to hand Leon his beer, and then kiss his cheek before they move around to the front of the couch, plopping down and throwing their legs over his lap, bringing their beer to their lips for a second. “You should let me paint you.” Lea had wanted to paint Leon from, probably the moment they’d met, but finding the opportunity was rare, with their working on other projects and the two of them being mostly preoccupied with indulging each others other needs. “I’ve done some sketches of you, mostly sleeping, doing random things, once when you were making me breakfast, I mean, that jawline is to kill for” they admitted, reaching a hand up, running a finger a long his jawline.
@leon-camacho
It had started out normal. They had been moving more canvas, so Lea could get to work on their next show, and then it end up with them drinking, and then dancing. Too much tequila and too much laughter and too much everything all at once. Like it always does. And somehow they had ended up here, on Leas couch in their studio, piles of food in front of them, some random music playing in the background.
“You’re a bad influence” Lea stated as they stuffed three french fries into their mouth, rather ungracefully, of course. “All I needed was your help moving canvases from this place to my studio, and somehow that, like always, finds us here, plastered, at 2 am, eating unhealthy, but delicious, food” a shake of their head and a sigh. “This is not proper adulting, Taylor”
@taylorjohnson09
Ask my muse questions about their sex life
♛: Sharing a dessert
What started as Christmas shopping turned into them wanting, nay, needing, cheesecake after seeing a display. After debating over what kind of cheesecake they both wanted, of course, of course they landed on the same kind, and of course, just as their luck, there was only one slice left. They had tried rock paper scissors, IOUs and bets, but, in the end, they both sat at the table in the tiny cafe, the last slice of raspberry lemon cheesecake between them, two forks settled next to it.
“I think” Lea began with a smile on their face. “This is a testament to how far our friendship has come. Many moons ago I didn’t even know that you played hockey, or who you were. Today, I am willing to share a slice of heaven with you. We’ve grown, Anders.”
@anderslarsson
leon-camacho:
When they said he was her favorite person to be around, his smile spread wide across his face and he was sure he was blushing. he opened his mouth to say something but instead kiss her back, biting his lip as they moved back. “You sure cause I’m probably gonna say some pretty cheesy stuff.” He smiled at them and brushed his thumb across the back of her hand. “You’re my favorite person to be around too. I love it when we hang out. I mean we could just be inside on the couch watching tv and it’s still like…the best time I ever have watching TV. No offense to Caesar of course.” He laughed softly and gave their hand a squeeze. “It’s like…” he paused and cleared his throat as he thought about his words. “It’s like we’re both really chill with being…chill. And like the freedom of being with other people but like, if we were ever…those kind of people it’s a no brainer for me that it’d be you,” he admitted, looking at their hands a moment longer before finally looking at them, not really sure what to really say after that and too nervous to even try.
Lea could feel their face heating up the more Leon talked. It was, of course, her course, a reaction that showed so evidently. But with every word, Lea’s cheeks just got redder. Finally, though, when Leon’s eyes found their face, Lea moved to grab his hands in theirs, interlacing their fingers. “I think that what we have is so special and rare and the best thing I could possibly imagine, but I also know, that if it were ever going to be anybody, it’s going to be you. Without a doubt.” Lea admitted with a smile on their face, so big their cheeks began to hurt a little. Lea then sighed softly and pulled their hands back, moving to move into his lap and placing their hands on his cheeks. “We’re really damn lucky. I feel really lucky to even know you.”
