Head High stories

RANDOM STORIES AND QUOTES FROM MY LIFE. ENJOY.

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“Im just trynna get my finger sucked”

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Marriage advice:

Its not about the rock, its about the cock

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Colleges are for kinky elderly couples.

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Come eat my rolls

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Your head game slaw

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I miss using my sketchbook

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Just because you take selfies with your baby, doesnt mean you take care of them.

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“Potato Savagery”

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“Juice Brian”

Rhett & Link

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“Youre a cute bong”

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I demand there be more episodes of The Summoning

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“Was jesus an emo?”

- Emo The Musical

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Trail mix is just breadless pb&j

-me

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Dont you hate it when your favorite smells bring back bad memories. You can no longer smell that scent without bringing back those memories

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“Even if you lost weight you’re still gonna hate yourself”

- Me

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I hate that i relate

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I found this lil dude in a pamphlet