#summoning

[thegoodmorningman]

Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Eat Them

So, the JL summons the Ghost King, yadda yadda, you know the drill, and he comes in full regalia. Inhuman appearance, Crown of Fire floating in top of his glowing white hair, runes flickering around, cape made of stars, the whole deal.

Only there's also a child in his hands. Or, well, not in his hands exactly — a feral gremlin with black voids for eyes is crawling around the Ghost King like he's a particularly climbable tree, as the King is trying to catch it and hold it in one place. He is very unsuccessful at it.

The whole thing is accompanied by stunned silence from the JL around, loud and excited staticky screeching from the child that looks no bigger than a toddler, and the King's incoherent cries of exasperation.

Batman clears his throat. Both the child and the King freeze, looking at him like deer in headlights: just two pairs of wide open, very cryptid eyes staring at him. Constantine jumps in, trying to formally greet the royalty despite the chaos. But as soon as he is talking, the child resumes their daring escapade across King's figure, climbing down his leg with impressive speed and biting on King's toes. Their teeth are way too sharp, mouth way too big, and the King is very obviously stifling a scream of pain before he finally snatches the child, holds them out in his hands and glares at them.

Constantine trails off because it looks like no one is listening either way — the King and the Kid are having a staring contest.

"Behave," says the King, shaking the child a little. The little gremlin giggles, then turns their head 180°, like an owl, and greets the people around.

"Great, okay, you were saying?" The King, seemingly satisfied by that, turns to JL, still holding the kid in his outstretched hands. The child squirms and sprouts a few very uncoordinated tentacles that try wrapping themselves around King's hands and drip toxic green goo on the floor. The King is unfazed.

The JL promptly decides to act the same — except Batman, who is very clearly more focused on the kid now — and explains the situation. Hey, we need a hand, there's an alien invasion/sentient robot revolution/wild plant attack/any other apocalypse event that involves a lot of targets! Do you mind?

The Ghost King looks at them, looks at the kid, then at them again. Then he sighs, weary and tired, mutters a few quiet words to the ceiling like he's praying or cursing his entire life.

And then, he turns the child so they face the general direction of the threat. "Look, sweet cheeks, do you see the shiny spaceships/evil vines?" He asks, "Can you be a dear and help Daddy out with them, pretty please?"

The kid looks contemplative, frowning, "How?.."

The King grins, and, yeah, that's totally his child because the uncanny teeth look exactly the same.

"Eat them," he says, and fucking yeets the toddler at the threat, to their delighted laughter.

The JL are now on varying levels of concerned and confused, but the King just dusts his hands like it's nothing and smiles nicely at them all.

"Zoomies, am'I'right? Don't worry, she'll spit them out later if you want the bodies," he assures, while the child absolutely demolishes the enemy in the background.

[shadessystem]

pm seymour and tumbler are like therussianbadger and payday 2

when you speak of them in a convo about said thing they just appear

[theconsofbeingawallweed]

[pokemon]

Croissant

we raise you:

[phantomwithbreakfast]

DANNYMAY DAY 08: Summoning

Day 07 ⟡ Day 09

Summoning the ghost boy isn’t as easy as you’d think. I definitely had fun with drawing and rendering this one!

Timelapse under the cut—

[dragon-wolf68]

DcxDp Prompt

So we’ve all heard of the classic trope of Danny being summoned by cultists, Danny accidentally killing Joker, Or Danny being an Arkham security guard and making Joker a vegetable. But what would happen if Joker was the one to summon the ghost king.

Joker: HAHAHA YOUR TO LATE BATS THE RITUAL IS ALREADY COMPLETE!!!

Batman: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! Your have doomed us all!!

Joker: HAHAHhaHaaHahahAhahah

Ghost king: Who dares to summon me!!

Joker: Tis I King of Ghosts!

Ghost King: And what is it you have summoned me for!

Joker: I have summoned you to kill all those that are close to Batman, so that everyone he loves will die! Aaahahahaha oh I can’t wait to see the despair on your face Bats to see all you hold close disappear and there’s nothing you can do. AhahahahahaHahAhah I win Batman!

Ghost King snapping his fingers: wish granted

When the Ghost King snaps his fingers, suddenly the room goes quiet, and then deep tolls of church bells ring out and the starts to fill with small glowing green lights that float in the air. Those lights soon begin to take on shapes of people long since dead.

Ghost King: I call upon the souls of the dead to judge he who stands before me, and for the crimes committed I sentence you to eternal suffering, where you will be tortured and torn apart by the souls that you have killed, and you will never never die forever coming back and repeating the cycle until you are cast into hell

Joker sweating and shaking trying to run away if not for the ghosts holding him in place: WHATS GOING ON! I told you to kill the Bat!

Ghost King: I believe your exact words were “ to kill those closest to Batman”. And you Joker are the one that stands closest to him. That’s the thing about wishes Joker while you may wish it we the castor have full rain in how we interpret them. And you have given me the perfect opportunity to deal with you.

Joker: No No NONONONO NOOOOOOOOOO!

As the joker is dragged into a green vortex, all the ghosts and spirits in the room follow, all except the Ghost King. Once all the ghost are gone the Ghost King turns to the Bat family.

Ghost King: I hope you will not try to save him bat man, for if you do I will stop you by any means

Batman:….

Dick: Your not actually thinking about it are you!

Batman to the Ghost King: You are an actual raining monarch correct?

Ghost King: That is correct, but even if I didn’t want to sentence him, and would let your legal system deal out his punishment. When one is summoned we are bound by laws out of our control to grant the wish of our summoner our only control is how powerful the being and how we interpret.

But even without the wish the moment he summoned me he came under my jurisdiction. And I have a lot of souls come through whose deaths were caused by joker, and sooner or later I would have to come collect joker, but I guess it happened sooner.

Batman:….

Red Hood: your really going to do nothing old man? I know it’s rich coming from me, but this is you we’re talking about

Batman:…do you judge souls fairly

Ghost King: That I do, but I do not judge alone that is what the jury is for.

Batman:…. My code wasn’t ever simply a no kill rule, it was to never be a judge, jury, and executioner. But he is, he has the right to judge, people.

Ghost King:…. Sooo …..we good?

Batman: hmm

Ghost King: phew for a second there I thought I would have to fight you, and I did not want to do that.

The entire bat family: Wait WHAT!

Ghost King: Don’t “wait what” me there are more gods scared of him then there are of me!

the entire bat family: HUUUH!!

A flash of light appears around the Ghost King and in his place is a teenage boy around the age of 16 with black hair, blue eyes, and wearing a NASA shirt and jeans with red sneakers.

Danny: Anyways I’m Danny, can I get your autograph!

Batman:…..Sure.

Bat Family: WHAT

Red Hood: THAT’S IT! I’m going home!!