A dirty dice game for toilet lickers
This is a small dice game I made up a while back for a degradation-craving girl to change up her toilet licking (imagine that, licking enough toilets that it becomes repetitive). Ideally made for public toilets, but works with your home toilet too. Feel free to try it out, modify it to make it less (or more) extreme.Ā Iād enjoy hearing from anyone brave/dumb enough to try this out, so send me a message if you do.Ā
So, to start this game you need one thing. Dice . Bringing regular dice would be cumbersome, so just download an app that allows you to roll a die with different sides.Hereās an app forĀ android and ios. If you donāt know the notation of for example 1d6, then I can tell you that 1 is the number of die and 6 is the number of sides.
Start by rolling a six sided dice (1d6) Do the task corresponding to the dice roll
Drink from the toilet. Full mouthfuls, leaning your head in. Roll another 1d6 to see how many mouthfuls youāre swallowing.
Give yourself a swirlie. Full head insertion.
Drag your tongue under the rim as best as you can. Roll another 1d6 to see how many full rotations youāre doing.
Lick the toilet seat clean. Yes that includes licking the underside
Lick the floor. Roll a 1d4 to determine in which way as follows:
Lick the floor close to the door
Lick along the edge of the toilet where the porcelain meets the floor.
Lick as far back behind the toilet as possible
If there is trash on the floor, such as toilet paper or gum, stuff it inside your mouth for 30 seconds. Otherwise do number 1 through 3
Take the toilet brush, lick it as clean as you can manage. Then sweep it along the floor thoroughly and lick it again. Finally, shove it as deep into the toilet as possible, twist it slowly to gather as much grime as possible, then lick it clean again.
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