Declan

they/he/she/it, dyke, 23, former fandom fighter and superwholock veteran

[ameowzingphil]

made it for myself but if anyone else wants it :3

[depsidase]

[the-muppet-joker]

Wait Guys, I've Got It:

Muppets American Psycho

Ally Beardsley as Patrick Batemen

My mind is spinning with Muppet Options. Kermit as Jean. Gonzo as Luis. Fozzie as Donald. Just. Fucking. There's too much to do. I think I'm onto something really big here. For God's sakes somebody help me cast these muppets I'm freaking out im freaking the fuck out

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[girlskissinger]

Why do we need rich white ppl at the met gala when there are working class dykes posting here on tumblr

[degenerusssy]

hard monday t shirt idea

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[left-reminders]

[caruliaa]

truly so funny how dans seen as all edge and darkness and phils reputation is the sweet innocent cute one when in reality dan howell is a deeply earnest theatre kid who loved winnie the pooh as a child and phill lester lies for fun and used to wish death on other children

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[heartpdf]

[sapphic-boy]

"Oh conservatives dont care about trans men theyre never the main targets and-" we may not be allowed to buy binders anymore

[nonbinary-phlesbian]

dan straight up throwing his head back and laughing on a hotel balcony with a pretty london backdrop this is fanfic scenes this would send a 2013 phannie into cardiac arrest thought they said they weren’t going to steal anyone’s jobs etc

[fryday]

THEY'RE REALLY CUTE

[cheekyvank]

imagine not being a phannie in 2025 lmao couldn't be me bitch this fucking rules

[lesbiphannie]

the real challenge was spending one night apart and they fucking failed

[enameledcoppergirl]

Girl tummy is worth everything. Without girl tummy we would be beyond fucked