When’s Adam gonna make a move on Patricia before some other fucker stakes a claim on his prize again?
(via cherrygrcvegossip)
Oh, haven’t you heard? 9 years of friendship actually means i’m yours to claim. Those’re the rules, Ad.
(via daysinthesxn)
Ah, I must have zoned out the day my father taught me that lesson as he was teaching me how to run his business. My bad, how clueless of me.













