Hey friends. We'll be alright.

YOU, good sir have made an awful mistake for I am an idiotic dork

[deep-state-partisan]

[wizardarchetypes]

oh that’s Not Josh! Hope this helps

[teosleep]

chica: :D

mark: chica please im fucking dying

chica: :D

[lady-raziel]

mark be like

[ditzy-town]

Mark: Chica wait stop running I broke my foot chica please-

Chica:

[human-being61]

Mark: reblogs stuff like once a month and then disappears into the night, creating an organized chaos

Mark tonight:

[bechuman]

I reproduced the scene where Chica abandoned Mark, who was dying.

[justanothershrekintheswamp-deac]

CHICA NO DON’T DESTROY EARTH FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY NO 

[justanothershrekintheswamp-deac]

CHICA NO DON’T DESTROY EARTH FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY NO 

[orbitingplanetbee]

Dave!

[confessionsofyoutubers-deactiva]

[markiplier]

Fuck that guy

[justanothershrekintheswamp-deac]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: Me a tempest cleric and a orc barbarian are chilling in a cabin we found in the woods. The cabin was fully stocked with candles and fireplace already lit. As expected I am extremely paranoid.

DM: okay so you hear a rustling at the door and a cold breeze sweeps into the cabin extinguishing all the lights.

Me: I knew it was a trap! Okay I leap to my feet and cast light on my weapon which fills the whole cabin with holy light.

DM: … okay so the shadow assassin who was about to murder you now has no shadows to come at you from so fuck it I guess you’re safe. Well done.

Orc: okay so I have no idea what’s happening I just see Alaria scream, panic and cast light, I’m going to keep drinking.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[puffsaddy]

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

[borninthe80slovingtheladies]

Screaming

[rtfornow]

Anyone else getting the feeling Ry*n using his kids as a bargaining chip to keep people quite is alot like Janet from the Good Place using her fake kids when her shut down button gets threatened?

[theemarsrover]

Lindsay: I have the biggest head out of all of us in real life

Fiona: It’s because you have a big brain, and you’re the smartest of us all

Lindsay:

Lindsay: Michael, Fiona just said something and I think you need to hear it.

[daft-witch]

watching rt staff (x staff included) roast ryan’s “apology” is healing