David Leatherhoff

27, insane | rp/ask blog

[leatherhoff445]

Oh no..

Far away from Markland and the hospital, David desperately tries to make sense of what he thinks is reality.

rp/ask blog of David Leatherhoff! this blog is run by a minor, i don't want suggestive/nsfw in the asks

(main blog; @heavens-gateway)

[leatherhoff445]

“...How did I even get here- I don't think it's even worth asking at this point.”

[leatherhoff445]

shave your head

-🦉

“I like my hair as it is, despite the grease. I won't be shaving my head anytime soon. What is wrong with you people..”

[leatherhoff445]

Why the fuck do you have a washcloth on your head instead of hair? Aren't you too lazy to wash your hair?

“I haven't had a working shower in ages. The one in my old apartment was dogshit and in the hospital I wasn't allowed to be alone for long enough. Why does that even concern you?”

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

[leatherhoff445]

“Yeah, yeah. I'm truly a comedian of our time! I also could use a bit of banter while I'm here, bored out of my head. Hope you have thick enough skin and a long enough temper so you don't go making my head nothing more than a fine paste..”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ....you arent even phased by my threats, are you? Not a single fucking bit. You just dont care. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Barely, I want to die at some point but I'm not an idiot. I've got enough Valium in me to pretty much kill any sort of panic I have left in me. Your move now.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ...well, im not gonna kill you because 1. Not MY job to do such a thing, and 2. It wouldnt honestly be fun, really. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Eh.. It'll be more fun to see what God's going to kill me with first. What do you mean it's not your job? Just curious is all.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" and why would i bother in telling you that? I dont see any point in telling you. "

[leatherhoff445]

“I'm curious. Don't start with the 'curiosity killed the cat' on me, is it such a crime to want to get to know people, or creatures, like you? I only want to get to know you better so I have more banter material to work with.”

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

[leatherhoff445]

“Yeah, yeah. I'm truly a comedian of our time! I also could use a bit of banter while I'm here, bored out of my head. Hope you have thick enough skin and a long enough temper so you don't go making my head nothing more than a fine paste..”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ....you arent even phased by my threats, are you? Not a single fucking bit. You just dont care. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Barely, I want to die at some point but I'm not an idiot. I've got enough Valium in me to pretty much kill any sort of panic I have left in me. Your move now.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ...well, im not gonna kill you because 1. Not MY job to do such a thing, and 2. It wouldnt honestly be fun, really. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Eh.. It'll be more fun to see what God's going to kill me with first. What do you mean it's not your job? Just curious is all.”

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

[leatherhoff445]

“Yeah, yeah. I'm truly a comedian of our time! I also could use a bit of banter while I'm here, bored out of my head. Hope you have thick enough skin and a long enough temper so you don't go making my head nothing more than a fine paste..”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ....you arent even phased by my threats, are you? Not a single fucking bit. You just dont care. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Barely, I want to die at some point but I'm not an idiot. I've got enough Valium in me to pretty much kill any sort of panic I have left in me. Your move now.”

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

[leatherhoff445]

“Yeah, yeah. I'm truly a comedian of our time! I also could use a bit of banter while I'm here, bored out of my head. Hope you have thick enough skin and a long enough temper so you don't go making my head nothing more than a fine paste..”

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[leatherhoff445]

:).

“...Hey..? Whatever happened to "hello, how are you?"..”