I WAS MADE TO BE DESTROYED.

[ `` Have FUN scraping my brains off the wall, FUCK YOU. `` ]

[b00ks1m0n]

Welcome, welcome!

This is a Book Simon blog, sometimes it might be ooc, but i will do my best to stay ic at all times, i promise!

RULES.

1. I am a MINOR. Nsfw themes are not allowed, blood and gore are though, obviously.

2. No weirdos or freaks /Neg. Like proshippers or whatever, get out, my god.

3. Be free to say any gore, i love gore matter of factly.

4. Anons with emojis are definitely allowed! I'd love to be able to tell you guys apart, since i will NOT be able to tell in general...

5. Basic dni criteria, blah blah blah.

Things about AOM/other things.

Yes, David Leatherhoff from the game afraid of monsters is allowed to interact, i honestly don't mind.

Same for other Simon accounts, sick simon, simon, yknow. All that. I don't mind any of you guys, infact, it makes it more fun! So please DO interact as long as you aren't weird.

(more added later!)

[b00ks1m0n]

I gen forgot this blog existed oh my god

ANYWAYS GO ADD ME ON ROBLOX RAHAHAHAHHA

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Ooc!!

[b00ks1m0n]

Should I cosplay you, Simon or the schizophrenic hotwheels

....

Me. I'm much more interesting!

[themead0w]

WE CANNOT GLOSS OVER “THE SCHIZOPHRENIC HOTWHEELS”.

[b00ks1m0n]

he is a schizophrenic hotwheels, hes schizophrenic and his wheelchair could easily function as a car if you push it fast enough

[b00ks1m0n]

Should I cosplay you, Simon or the schizophrenic hotwheels

....

Me. I'm much more interesting!

[b00ks1m0n]

You're my favorite Simon of all the Simon's :]

...

Okay? So?

You act like i fucking care.

[b00ks1m0n]

Are you aware that you are the figment of a mentally ill mans imagination? or do you just kinda not care

-🌸

Oh im WELL aware. And ur right, i just dont care. Why bother caring if i can have fun chasing simon while im here? Its fun and gives me a VERY good chance of killing him!

[b00ks1m0n]

yo can we kiss mouth on mouth like you're trying to give me cpr

How about I FUCKING DISEMBOWEL YOU INSTEAD, SHOVE ROCKS INSIDE UR CORPSE, THEN PUT YOU IN A BOX AND THROW SAID BOX TO THE BOTTOM OF A FUCKING LAKE.

[b00ks1m0n]

>:c mean

-the biter

I dont care if its fucking mean. You act like i give a fuck.

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

[leatherhoff445]

“Yeah, yeah. I'm truly a comedian of our time! I also could use a bit of banter while I'm here, bored out of my head. Hope you have thick enough skin and a long enough temper so you don't go making my head nothing more than a fine paste..”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ....you arent even phased by my threats, are you? Not a single fucking bit. You just dont care. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Barely, I want to die at some point but I'm not an idiot. I've got enough Valium in me to pretty much kill any sort of panic I have left in me. Your move now.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ...well, im not gonna kill you because 1. Not MY job to do such a thing, and 2. It wouldnt honestly be fun, really. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Eh.. It'll be more fun to see what God's going to kill me with first. What do you mean it's not your job? Just curious is all.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" and why would i bother in telling you that? I dont see any point in telling you. "

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

[leatherhoff445]

“Yeah, yeah. I'm truly a comedian of our time! I also could use a bit of banter while I'm here, bored out of my head. Hope you have thick enough skin and a long enough temper so you don't go making my head nothing more than a fine paste..”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ....you arent even phased by my threats, are you? Not a single fucking bit. You just dont care. "

[leatherhoff445]

“Barely, I want to die at some point but I'm not an idiot. I've got enough Valium in me to pretty much kill any sort of panic I have left in me. Your move now.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ...well, im not gonna kill you because 1. Not MY job to do such a thing, and 2. It wouldnt honestly be fun, really. "

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

[leatherhoff445]

“Yeah, yeah. I'm truly a comedian of our time! I also could use a bit of banter while I'm here, bored out of my head. Hope you have thick enough skin and a long enough temper so you don't go making my head nothing more than a fine paste..”

[b00ks1m0n]

" ....you arent even phased by my threats, are you? Not a single fucking bit. You just dont care. "

[leatherhoff445]

" Theres no point in such a thing if all im here to do at the moment is freak you the fuck out! "

“Honestly... I've probably seen worse on drug trips. You're only really half succeeding since you smell like a dumpster left in California heat.”

[b00ks1m0n]

" .....haha. real funny. I ought to bash ur fucking head in for that. But i guess i shouldn't, because simon's too busy making his way where i want him to be, which will most definitely take a goddamn while, so until then i need someone to mess with! "

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[b00ks1m0n]

bites :3

. . .

Dont fucking bite me or ill slit ur goddamn throat.