Jihoon: I’m proud to now identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Soonyoung asked me what the Spanish word for ‘tortilla’ was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Soonyoung: Hey, what kind of animal is the pink panther?
Jihoon: [sighing, unbuttoning his shirt] Soonyoung, you’re so stupid.























