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there are cooler Clowns to learn about

Do you know any?

I can think of one. Ahem. Me.

I meant an actually cool clown.

uM eXCUSE mE i aM aN aCTUALLY cOOL cLOWN

Ha! Good one!

Oh you're serious

squishywishywoo

Just learned about the muppet joker

Help

there are cooler Clowns to learn about

Do you know any?

I can think of one. Ahem. Me.

I meant an actually cool clown.

squishywishywoo

Just learned about the muppet joker

Help

there are cooler Clowns to learn about

Do you know any?

s3rutan

I miss Heathers so bad where tf do people get the money to see it so much

jocie-questions-reality

Have you ever heard of the expression “be gay, do crime?”

Might I suggest tax evasion?

s3rutan

I don’t think tax evasion works when I don’t have taxes to pay in the first place

Then try insurance fraud.

s3rutan

I miss Heathers so bad where tf do people get the money to see it so much

jocie-questions-reality

Have you ever heard of the expression “be gay, do crime?”

Might I suggest tax evasion?

the-muppet-joker

Imagine...

♤ Joker, curled in on himself, sitting on the ground in an alleyway. It's raining, and there are streaks in his signature clown makeup ♤

♡ Joker, laughing to himself, but its coming out as sad little whimpers. "Hah...hahh...." He chuckles wetly to himself. So wet, he tears♡

◇ Joker, crying as he looks at himself in a puddle, asking himself, "why... so serious...?" And it makes him smile a little. But then, he goes back to He's cries ◇

♧ Joker, alone. No one asking if he's okay, because then, he'll just laugh. And also poison Gotham's water supply. ♧

Well...? What would you do...?

#tee hee #the croaker #the muppet joker

magicratfingers

my kingdom for a pair of tortoiseshell cateye glasses that aren’t too thick too thin or too pointy and don’t have with gold accents or extra stuff all over them or “sassy bits” I’m going to work ok not the librarian sex dungeon

theabigailthorn

okay but do you know where the librarian sex dungeon is, do you have directions to the librarian sex dungeon, i need to get there to the librarian sex dungeon

Turn left at Albuquerque!

glutko

Thanks Wikipedia

@nixon-official Dirty Dick vs Tricky Dick!

badboynixon

Allow me to introduce you to:

DICK TUCK!

^Also courtesy of Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Tuck

#dick tuck #dirty dick #tricky dick #tee hee

Looks like we've got ourselves a good ol' fashioned dick off!

glutko

Thanks Wikipedia

#tee hee #richard nixon #Youtube

@nixon-official Dirty Dick vs Tricky Dick!

#tee hee #richard nixon

galois-groupie

looks like I've been poisoned once again

GOTCHA!!!

Be abrasive pls

@nixon-official

kosmogrl

daily affirmations

- I will own a house and decorate it just like I've been dreaming of for years

- I WILL OWN A HOUSE

- my house will have the cutest decor ever

- I will have the most peaceful house of all time

- house

average-deltarune-fan

- this house will be normal

- the house will have euclidean geometry

- this house is stable

- this house does not have unending corridors

- this house is not for you.

- this house is not

for you.

queenarielviolet

Someone give me attention pls im bored & lonely lol

Be careful what you wish for!!!

cheshirecatlair

NYEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you Biting you!