bsauce

[manwhorepicard]

youve barely sexualized your bland white man :( are you okay :(

[pointnclick]

scooby doo taught me to shit on the sidewalk

[punacceptable]

*grabs my own ass* nice

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

you need to fuck me right now it’s important to the plot

[hungwy]

I feel like a hummingbird when I drink gatorade

[leexole]

im so so so

sos so so so sunburnt

self burn haha nice. self diss.

[leexole]

make some posts of your own but only funny ones

i didn’t get the funny jeans in my family 😔

[leexole]

what happens when i get big and famous and leave you behind

well you’ll look back and realize no one will ever stay up with you to make cheese nuts jokes with you the way i did.

[leexole]

who do you kin btw

that slug from epic

[leexole]

i love castiel AMA

what do you know about uh...

rolling down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze when these people talk too much put that shit in slow motion yeah

[leexole]

hey

omg i love zootopia 🥰

[leexole]

*spins the bottle*

when it lands on me

[leexole]

what types of questiosn should i ask you what types of game should we play tonight

let’s play spin the bottle

[leexole]

what do you want people to think when they scroll through your accout

i hope people give me validation like “wow leexoles content is so funny i might just have to plagiarize it” but not actually plagiarize it but i hope my jokes are good enough so people would want to.

[leexole]

dont like ebing associated wiht you

i’m your only funny friend

[ryuakus2]

how does it feel to be gay and also boring

how do my lips feel against yours

[leexole]

[pukicho]

The harpsichord reminds me of old ladies and nothing else