Average cod headcanons post:
Disclaimer, I am not hating on anyone specifically, I am heavily referencing my own posts plus my experience with these content, I am exaggerating and it’s all for fun <3
Ghost being all cutesy and caring but author makes sure to mention that he’s really emotionally and mentally unstable and a mess
Price just having dad vibes
Gaz not even being on the list or if yes, somehow, golden retriever puppydog vibes MUST be mentioned bc it’s true
Soap getting all the good stuff, his will either be the funniest one or the cutest, no in between
Konig somehow being there? Mention that he is shy and awkward at least 3 times. Don’t forget the part when he is confused! And his name will be written in red
Graves forcefully written into an asshole who will emotionally (or physically) abuse reader, even through he’s probably a lot nicer irl than fcking MAKAROV who’s also somehow on the list?? Something always has to be said about his accent btw! Oh and he gets blue!
Makarov is actually on the list, and is written like he was some sugar daddy for some reason..
Alejandro will do something really sweet (+ Google translate Spanish)
Rudy, Roach and Nik just not being there or if they are, they will get nothing too special
Kate is there but nothing too significant
Farah and Valeria getting all the cool girlboss stuff as they should! Names must be pink!?
Keegan is also there, but his will be the mixture of what was previously written for Ghost and Konig which makes a little sense…
