he probably wins prizes for his tropical fish

AU where Crowley and Aziraphale raised Baby B penned by stevie/snarf rules || about || verses

[leftoverbaby]

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[leftoverbaby]

cain + envy

cain has a big problem with envy and lack of self worth, especially the older he gets. he’s the child of two beings who could miracle him up anything he wants, but the things he truly wants are things he can and will never have.

cains not stupid. he figures out eventually he was the one supposed to be thrown away. he was supposed to be set aside and discarded and thats a devastating thing for a kid to find out. if he connects the dots enough... he realizes his best friend, the kid he’s known all his life, is the child of cain’s birth parents. he figures out his best friend is the child his parents think is him. part of him thinks that sorta means theyre kinda like siblings, and another part just thinks they were supposed to be mine.

and then theres the immortality thing. the parents he does have are both immortal and will far outlive himself. and he wants to spare them the pain of having to watch him die so he desperately seeks ways to make himself immortal alongside them. and on top of that theres also the desire a lot of children have to be like their parents. in cains case its glaringly obviously frustratingly impossible.

in conclusion:

he was taken from his mother and meant to be discarded

his bio parents raised another child thinking it was him and that child was one cain grew up around and considered his best friend

the parents that did raise him are immortal but he is mortal

though cain may not ever say anything about it, there are times when he feels lonely and isolated. and its a frustrating thing. teenage cain is prone to acting out and even lashing out when he feels particularly frustrated. he doesnt want to ever admit the reason why.

this is also why he feels the way he does about the them. he wants to be their friend, but hes not, so he hates them for not being his friends. he wants what they have and doesnt know how to get it. it doesnt help that pepper scares the hell out of him and he cannot for the life of him win against her in a fight.

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i found a show that makes me want to write an au where cain is gabriels kid instead

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“so she’s in the shower? getting the keys from under the mat & coming up soon. OVER.” the walkie talkie crackled to silence & then in about four minutes the sound of the door being unlocked was heard from the boy’s bedroom. footfalls were masked by tiptoeing & then the door to cain’s room was opened. a grin from warlock as they closed the door, grabbed cain with an arm & NOOGIED him. “hey, dork. i brought snacks.” ( FROM: WARLOCK main verse )

“Copy. Over and out,” Cain said into his own walkie talkie before setting it aside to wait for his friend.

Cain let out a slightly whiney noise of complaint as soon as he was grabbed and huffed. “Did you really have to noogie me?” He paused, looking him over. “What kind of snacks? Are we talking the chocolate variety or the fruity variety?”

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Lucifer kneels down and wraps his arms around Cain, standing up with the boy in his arms. “it’s just you and me today, bud. What should we do first?”

Cain pats his hand against Lucifers back and makes a thoughtful humming noise. “Ice cream and ducks?”

[leftoverbaby]

@thedemonicpunks replied to your post: “cain eats jello with a knife”:

how???

like this

[leftoverbaby]

cain eats jello with a knife

[leftoverbaby]

lycanlead‌:

the   𝙡𝙮𝙘𝙖𝙣   let   his   eyes   shift   back   to   what   was   considered   normal   not   among   the   human   kind   but   his   own…   a   sign   that   the   show   was   over.      ❝   dark   creatures   roam   these   regions.   somber   lit   corners   and   alleys.   their   thirst   and   hunger   drive   them   to   pursue   things   like   you,   no   matter   what   species   you   are.   ❞   the   scent   the   boy   carried   was   a   foreign   one.   one   that   had   lured   the   𝙡𝙮𝙘𝙖𝙣   where   he   stood   in   the   first   place.   never   would   he   had   imagined   to   meet   with   a   child.   ❝   what   are   your   parents?   ❞   the   question   had   slipped   through   loosely   rendered   lips.

@leftoverbaby​

Okay, so it sounded not too different from Hell, then. He reflexively stuck a hand in his pocket to feel for his water pistol. “My dad’s a demon,” he said after a moment. “Like an actual literal been-here-since-the-dawn-of-time demon.” It was why his eyes didn’t freak him out. He’d been seeing Crowley’s snake eyes since the crib. “My papa’s an angel.” He didn’t say if he was human, and let the unasked question of what he was dangle in the air. Honestly... he’d like to not be human. He craved being on the same, or at least closer to the same, level as his fathers. 

[leftoverbaby]

Cain carries a loaded water pistol around that may or may not contain holy water as a kind of demon pepper spray just in case any hostile ones (perhaps those with a grudge against crowley post notpocalypse, for example) ever tried to sneak up on him while he was not with either of his fathers. The fact that it may or may not contain holy water is a mystery. Either its tap water and there's no way to tell if it touches his skin because he's human and its just to scare them away, or he's fully prepared to kill a demon in self defense. 

It's a better safe than sorry thing that he will not use against those that don't wish him harm. He also does not warn that he has it. He has yet to figure out a way to carry around hell fire in case of the emergency of hostile angels so if that ever happened he'd be entirely defenseless.

[leftoverbaby]

cain, knowing theres a vampire/werewolf/etc nearby that could turn him and make him immortal if they bite him:

oh gee. oh oops. how dumb of me. i appear to have given myself a paper cut. oh no. its bleeding. i wonder if i have any bandages on my person. probably not. oh well.

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lycanlead‌:

                    ❝   whatever   you   say…   where   are   your   parents?   ❞   the   was   a   tilt   to   the   𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛’s   chin,   inhuman   eyes   glaring   blue.   ❝   you   should   find   them   and   leave…   one   so   small   should   not   be   wandering   here.   ❞

@leftoverbaby​

“Probably on another date at the Ritz or something,” he replied with a shrug. “Why not? What’s so bad about wandering? It’s fun.” There wasn’t really much that scared Cain when his fathers were a demon and an angel. A part of him resented being called small though, but he’d let it slide this time. “Nice eyes. My dad’s got cool ones too.”

[leftoverbaby]

lycanlead‌:

                ❝   yeah   well,   i’m   not   cool.   you   shouldn’t    hang   out   in   places   like   this,   kid.   ❞

@leftoverbaby​

“Yeah, you are. You look badass.” He didn’t seem worried about where he was in the slightest.

[lycanlead-a]

      ❝ what are you staring at? ❞

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[leftoverbaby]

“Sorry, I... you look really cool.”