fifty vine starter sentences for when itâs 3am
â NOT ON MY WATCH. â â you thought it was over? ⊠ha. â â pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i donât give a damn. â â aa ⊠aaa âŠ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. â â so you just gonâ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? â â why are you running? why are you running? â â just because my parents wonât let me get makeup, or piercings, doesnât make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. â â god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. â â welcome back to me screaming ⊠AAAAAAAAAAA- â â oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? â â itâs me, jessie, and ari, if he ⊠if they test me they sorry. â â okay guys ⊠iâm about to say a curse word, you ready? ⊠shut up! â â on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. â â i thought you were bae! ⊠turns out youâre just fam⊠â â i mean ⊠youâre so tall, you must have a problem. â â i sneezed, oh, iâm not allowed to sneeze? â â sorry iâm on the toilet, hope the ice cream donât melt! â â oh my fuckinâ god, she fuckinâ dead. â â IâM A BAD BITCH YOU CANâT KILL ME! â â we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. â â hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, iâm a point guard. â â iâm washing me and my clothes, bitch! iâm washing me and my clothes.. â â MY DICK FELL OFF! â â THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNâT FUCKING LOVE YOU. â â so no head? â â yogurt is just fruit sperm! and iâm not gay. â â hi, welcome to chiliâs. â â thatâs what good pussy sounds like. â â stop saying i look like chicken little. heâs dumb, and heâs a coward. and i am NOT a coward! â â if your name is ____ and youâre really handsome, come on raise your hand! â â bitch! why you mad? âcause my pussy pops severely, and yours donât?! â â merry crisis. â â i love you bitch. i ainât gonna ever stop loving you âŠ. bitch. â â what up? iâm ____, iâm nineteen, and i never fuckinâ learned how to read. â â this bitch empty! YEET! â â and they were roommates ! â â is that a weed?! iâm calling the police! â â today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. â â it is wednesday my dudes âŠ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- â â i wonât hesitate, bitch! â â welcome to bible study, weâre all children of JESUS! â â i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. â â you are my dad, youâre my dad! boogie woogie woogie. â â i got two free tacos! â â road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! â â turn off the flash, you fucking moron. â â get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! â â yes, she is a bitch. b i c t ⊠h. â â ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightinâ? â â donât fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! â














