CRIMINALISE DAN AND PHIL

tina | dan and phil sideblog so that my sane mutuals never find out how abnormal i am about them

[theblueststatic]

dan and phil are so funny as a concept because wdym they're two gay men who were ambiguously in love for nearly two decades that don't particularly enjoy leaving their home but every so often will just embark on a world tour

[hereweareinthedark]

Dan and Phil: we had gay sex

phandom: ok

Dan and Phil: we kissed

phandom: cool

Dan and Phil: with cat whiskers

phandom: WHAT

[philsmeatylegss]

The way Dan and Phil now have unlimited power by being able to confirm decade long head cannons is truly unmatched

[ahappyphjl]

my man

[dandp]

"we're not married yet" Daniel....

[a-gentle-yoink]

pizza bi-curious

[ahappyphjl]

sobbingsobbingsobbing

[reunitedinterlude]

tonberry plushie <33

[legalisecatboyss]

hey so what the fuck

[legalisecatboyss]

thirty seconds in to the phuckbang getting hit with a “this is my man” from dan jesus fucking christ i’m not going to survive the tour

[unprivate-space-adventure]

Happy Six Months of The Hard Launch Era!

[em0dnp]

was thinking about if dan and phil were Orpheus and Eurydice, dan would be Orpheus because the unknowing and anxiety would eat him alive, and phil would be Eurydice because he’d forgive him immediately for checking.

[legalisecatboyss]

danandphil tiktok video that confirms they say “i love you” to each other i’m actually going to fucking kill myself

[eddiesangels]

dan howell take amazingphil on a nice romantic dinner challenge 2025

[dnpgiggle]

everyday since monday

[diphowell]

destroy the world.

[lizardsmp3]

so remember the classic old heritage post about dan and phil one day filming a ditl and casually holding hands in it. Yeah. so about that huh